Welcome to the Board! Don't worry, we don't bite... often.

Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

Join me in the fantasy trash can! *high-fives you* Have Kiki the mini-Chimera Anima! This refugee from a Tokyo Mew Mew badfic looks like a cross between a tamarin and a mutated lion, but in all black. In addition to the standard mini diet, mini-Chimera Animas eat mini-Sues and (when provoked) full-sized Sues. Enjoy your stay!

Congratulations, you overcame your fear of the big scary Board!

As your newbie present, here's access to the code I use on my computer to communicate with computers in alternate universes. That's how I found Nightmare, Jake, and Dusk, three of my alternate selves who have all written for the Badfic Games. And Shadow... but we won't talk about her.

Welcome aBoard, and I hope you have a great time with my online friends. *hugs*

-Twistey

Have one of my own shed feathers and a replica of Holly Short's synthetic wings! (Warning: not guaranteed to enable you to actually fly.)

And here is a bag of black-hole chocolates for you.

Flamel and Septimus Heap? Good series, lovely systems of magic, very unique.

As such, have a Chocolate Charm! Good for food, and escaping.

Have a set of Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed for life! (Projected lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours)

Have a ball. It’s either yellow or red, but I can’t work out which.

Question: Is Scatty best girl or best girl!? :D

Anywho, welcome! Welcome! Um... sheesh, what to give you... umm...
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A-HA! Have a self-stirring cauldron

Since you've already answered all my usual questions, I'll just give you this plate of SPaGhetti. :)

Welcome to the PPC! Have two cents, so you can add them to discussions later.

- Tomash