Subject: No-one can!
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Posted on: 2018-12-03 14:32:00 UTC
I like giving mysterious newbie gifts. People don't usually ask questions about them - not that I'm complaining. You can try and work out what colour the ball is for yourself if you like.
...though, if it's red and yellow, wouldn't that just be orange?
Hello there, Board! I found this place because I'm Twistey's boyfriend and she told me to come here! I've read through about 17 or 18 of the original story, and so far I like Makes-Things the most. I like reading a lot, especially fantasy and science fiction books. The books and series I like most are Artemis Fowl, The summoner, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Septimus Heap, and The Dwarves. I like puzzles such as Rubik's Cubes and knotwork, as well as creative writing and DnD. Any advice you have for me on the board would be appreciated. (I've already read the FAQ, the FAQ for Newbies, and the Constitution but I haven't signed yet.)
Welcome to the Board! Don't worry, we don't bite... often.
Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
Join me in the fantasy trash can! *high-fives you* Have Kiki the mini-Chimera Anima! This refugee from a Tokyo Mew Mew badfic looks like a cross between a tamarin and a mutated lion, but in all black. In addition to the standard mini diet, mini-Chimera Animas eat mini-Sues and (when provoked) full-sized Sues. Enjoy your stay!
Congratulations, you overcame your fear of the big scary Board!
As your newbie present, here's access to the code I use on my computer to communicate with computers in alternate universes. That's how I found Nightmare, Jake, and Dusk, three of my alternate selves who have all written for the Badfic Games. And Shadow... but we won't talk about her.
Welcome aBoard, and I hope you have a great time with my online friends. *hugs*
-Twistey
Have one of my own shed feathers and a replica of Holly Short's synthetic wings! (Warning: not guaranteed to enable you to actually fly.)
And here is a bag of black-hole chocolates for you.
Flamel and Septimus Heap? Good series, lovely systems of magic, very unique.
As such, have a Chocolate Charm! Good for food, and escaping.
Have a set of Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed for life! (Projected lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours)
Have a ball. It’s either yellow or red, but I can’t work out which.
Maybe's it red AND yellow. Or maybe it changes. Or maybe it's not really there and our brains can't decide on a color? In this place, who can say for sure?
I like giving mysterious newbie gifts. People don't usually ask questions about them - not that I'm complaining. You can try and work out what colour the ball is for yourself if you like.
...though, if it's red and yellow, wouldn't that just be orange?
Question: Is Scatty best girl or best girl!? :D
Anywho, welcome! Welcome! Um... sheesh, what to give you... umm...
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*rummages pockets*
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A-HA! Have a self-stirring cauldron
Scatty is pretty cool. I like Josh. Machiavelli, and Prometheus the most, in that order. Josh, since I can relate to him and he basically turns into a god, Machiavelli since he's smart and turns good, and I just like Prometheus.
Did the series originally catch your eye because one of the books is called "The Warlock"? *light punch in the arm*
-Twistey Really Needs To Get Back To Reading That Book Series
When your story includes an alchemist, with crazy magic and a perfect mash of religions?
I think turning into a god is minor on the list.
The hook is obviously higher, and the orange smell.
(It's partially a joke about how much he loves power when playing games. The warlock remark was because that's his favorite D&D class and he refuses to not play as one.
That reminds me, I want to make an RPG post...)
-Twistey
Since you've already answered all my usual questions, I'll just give you this plate of SPaGhetti. :)
I love me some tasty spaghetti!
...SPaG stands for Spelling, Punctuation, and Grammar.
Welcome to the PPC! Have two cents, so you can add them to discussions later.
- Tomash