Yay, you joined! *applause*

I'm a new boarder by Willis64 on 2018-12-01 17:02:00 UTC Reply

Hello there, Board! I found this place because I'm Twistey's boyfriend and she told me to come here! I've read through about 17 or 18 of the original story, and so far I like Makes-Things the most. I like reading a lot, especially fantasy and science fiction books. The books and series I like most are Artemis Fowl, The summoner, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Septimus Heap, and The Dwarves. I like puzzles such as Rubik's Cubes and knotwork, as well as creative writing and DnD. Any advice you have for me on the board would be appreciated. (I've already read the FAQ, the FAQ for Newbies, and the Constitution but I haven't signed yet.)

Welcome aboard! by OpinionedAngel on 2018-12-03 04:57:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Don't worry, we don't bite... often.

Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
Welcome, welcome, welcome! by eatpraylove on 2018-12-03 02:38:00 UTC Reply

Join me in the fantasy trash can! *high-fives you* Have Kiki the mini-Chimera Anima! This refugee from a Tokyo Mew Mew badfic looks like a cross between a tamarin and a mutated lion, but in all black. In addition to the standard mini diet, mini-Chimera Animas eat mini-Sues and (when provoked) full-sized Sues. Enjoy your stay!
Yay, you joined! *applause* by twistedwindowpane on 2018-12-03 00:29:00 UTC Reply

Congratulations, you overcame your fear of the big scary Board!

As your newbie present, here's access to the code I use on my computer to communicate with computers in alternate universes. That's how I found Nightmare, Jake, and Dusk, three of my alternate selves who have all written for the Badfic Games. And Shadow... but we won't talk about her.

Welcome aBoard, and I hope you have a great time with my online friends. *hugs*

-Twistey
Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2018-12-02 21:42:00 UTC Reply

Have one of my own shed feathers and a replica of Holly Short's synthetic wings! (Warning: not guaranteed to enable you to actually fly.)
Hello newbie. by Hardric on 2018-12-02 19:42:00 UTC Reply

And here is a bag of black-hole chocolates for you.
Hello by Shade on 2018-12-02 10:52:00 UTC Reply

Flamel and Septimus Heap? Good series, lovely systems of magic, very unique.

As such, have a Chocolate Charm! Good for food, and escaping.
Greetings and salutations! by 61516 on 2018-12-02 02:26:00 UTC Reply

Have a set of Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed for life! (Projected lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours)
Greetings, newbie! by Snowblaze on 2018-12-01 18:49:00 UTC Reply

Have a ball. It’s either yellow or red, but I can’t work out which.

I appreciate the SACRIFICE by Willis64 on 2018-12-01 19:25:00 UTC Reply

Maybe's it red AND yellow. Or maybe it changes. Or maybe it's not really there and our brains can't decide on a color? In this place, who can say for sure?

No-one can! by Snowblaze on 2018-12-03 14:32:00 UTC Reply

I like giving mysterious newbie gifts. People don't usually ask questions about them - not that I'm complaining. You can try and work out what colour the ball is for yourself if you like.

...though, if it's red and yellow, wouldn't that just be orange?

!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS FLAMEL!!! by Matt Cipher on 2018-12-01 18:16:00 UTC Reply

Question: Is Scatty best girl or best girl!? :D

Anywho, welcome! Welcome! Um... sheesh, what to give you... umm...
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A-HA! Have a self-stirring cauldron

Why Thank You, Kind Sentient Being by Willis64 on 2018-12-01 19:11:00 UTC Reply

Scatty is pretty cool. I like Josh. Machiavelli, and Prometheus the most, in that order. Josh, since I can relate to him and he basically turns into a god, Machiavelli since he's smart and turns good, and I just like Prometheus.

So you like Josh because he turns into a god? by twistedwindowpane on 2018-12-03 14:28:00 UTC Reply

Did the series originally catch your eye because one of the books is called "The Warlock"? *light punch in the arm*

-Twistey Really Needs To Get Back To Reading That Book Series

Well by Shade on 2018-12-04 10:39:00 UTC Reply

When your story includes an alchemist, with crazy magic and a perfect mash of religions?

I think turning into a god is minor on the list.

The hook is obviously higher, and the orange smell.

Hehe, I'm just teasing Willis. by twistedwindowpane on 2018-12-05 20:02:00 UTC Reply

(It's partially a joke about how much he loves power when playing games. The warlock remark was because that's his favorite D&D class and he refuses to not play as one.

That reminds me, I want to make an RPG post...)

-Twistey

And I like the Witch of Endor because magic :P (nm) by Matt Cipher on 2018-12-01 19:40:00 UTC Reply

Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2018-12-01 17:54:00 UTC Reply

Since you've already answered all my usual questions, I'll just give you this plate of SPaGhetti. :)

WhY ThAnK by Willis64 on 2018-12-01 19:12:00 UTC Reply

I love me some tasty spaghetti!

To be clear... by 61516 on 2018-12-02 02:42:00 UTC Reply

...SPaG stands for Spelling, Punctuation, and Grammar.

Hi there newbie! by Tomash on 2018-12-01 17:53:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Have two cents, so you can add them to discussions later.

- Tomash