Subject: Feratu was resting in the shade of a tree...
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Posted on: 2015-07-29 03:05:00 UTC
...when he felt something move underneath his trunks-clad rear. The rustling of the tree overhead gave him a moment's warning, and with reflexes worthy of his canon counterpart, he raised a hand to catch the coconut that had been destined for his head.
"Okay, who in their right mind would want to put me in Medical for head trauma on such a good day as this?" he asked crossly, looking up at the leaves of the tree. "Well, for most people, anyway..."
A moment later, he yelped and jumped to his feet. Something had poked right between his "lower cheeks", and it wasn't a crab.
He glared at the tree, preparing to lob the coconut at it. A moment later, a girl with leathery wings, a scaly pointed tail, and dark matter for hair seemed to rise from the shadow of the tree where he'd been sitting, trying to bite back a fit of laughter.
"E.V.L., what in Wayne's name?! Not. Cool," he spat, baring his fangs at her.
"Sorry," she replied, still giggling. "But you were feeling so relaxed. I just couldn't resist."