Subject: That's exactly what the Evolved want you to think.
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Posted on: 2015-05-20 15:49:00 UTC

Imagine this scenario, which totally isn't inspired by A Song of Ice and Fire.

You're walking down the street, on your way to do whatever it is Time Lords do in their spare time. You pass a hobo on the street, who gives you a funny look as you go by.

You get half a block away, when you hear a sound behind you. You turn around, and there's the hobo, and his arms are now four-foot-long blades. He surges toward you, faster than you'd believe possible, there's no way you can run from it, and now one of those blades is in your stomach. Your innards spill out, but they start retracting into the man that's killing you, and you can feel yourself being pulled in along with it. In less than two seconds, you exist only as thoughts, imprisoned with the minds and memories of everyone else he's consumed.

At what point during all this do you stop to draw your staser?

And once he's eaten you, he knows exactly how Time Lords work, so if he ever meets another one, it'll be even easier.

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