Subject: Going with this theme...
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Posted on: 2019-05-27 23:57:00 UTC

Tom's Tips for PPC Agents:
-Don't irritate DoSAT. I think they hacked my teeth once. I don't know how. Thar's not a thing.

-Don't mess up your partner's bookshelves. Sure, they could fix it psychically, but they'll make you fix it. And laugh.

-Never believe any statements a flower makes regarding a paycheck.

-Given the above, be sure to verify goods when bartering on the black market. A genuine RX-78 that had been miniaturized and fitted with remote controls is amazing. A Gunpla masquerading as such is considerably less so.

-Don't lend your belongings to DoGA. They'll be singed.

-If you lend your belongings to WhatThe, don't ask where they've been with them. Said items may be in mint condition, but they will never feel clean again.

-Don't try to self-medicate depression with caffeine, alcohol, bleeprin, or extended sessions of Doom. Go to FicPsych. Go to Medical. Get some help.

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