Subject: Tangentially, calories?
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Posted on: 2020-02-25 08:20:29 UTC

I ended up having a quick chat with my roommate about this, and one thing that came up in our speculation was how things could go horribly wrong if werewolf transformations had a significant energy requirement. After all, a lot of mythical werewolves seem to get ravenous - maybe it's just that turning into a wolf takes a lot of energy? And even if we're dealing the nicer sort of werewolf that isn't liable to chow down on crewmates indiscriminately, maybe because they're not as hungry, there's still likely trouble if Collins's furry little problem wasn't accounted for in mission planning.

From what little I could find with a bit of Googling, there's a few ways this could turn nasty. A single good source is being a pain to find at this hour (or in general), but we do know things were planned for 2800 calories/person-day and that there reserve food supplies for use in the event of cabin depressurization. It's not clear how big said reserve was, or how much extra food the astronauts had along (at least not from this bit of official NASA history). However, given the tight weight limits on rocket launches, I think it's safe to guess that the extra food amounted to "enough for people to not die as they limped back to Earth".

And so, if we're in one of the suddenly furry astronaut scenarios, we have some issues.

If we're in your 2b, with three days worth of cyclic werewolf transformations, I'd expect Armstrong and Aldrin to very likely come back to most of their supplies torn through, either by a wolf or a human frantically trying to fuel the next transformation before it's too late. (Or a Collins who starved to death, or a wolf who's feeling extra-lethal because there hasn't been any food).

In 3, with only one transformation, we have the problem of keeping a werewolf fed in space. This paper is quoting me energy requirements for wolves ... somewhere in the 5000 kcal/day range, assuming I'm interpreting the numbers (which were in kJ) they're citing right. So, speculating wildly here, that probably needs Collins needs somewhere between 1.5x-2x as much food as a human.

If Collins turns out to be a well-behaved fluffy fuzzball, this might work out OK? You'd likely want to switch the mission parameters to "turn right the heck back around, one of the crewmembers has turned into a wolf", it seems like, between the lunar module food, reserves, and folks willing to be a bit hungry (and this is all said without much knowledge of the space stuff, folks should feel free to jump in and correct me), you could probably get everyone back alive from this scenario. Things'll get dicey if you can't shave any time off the flying, because no one was prepared for the arrival of a 4th crew member, effectively.

(I'm figuring that between Armstrong, Aldrin, and NASA, hacking together a way to get space food into a wolf isn't a particularly hard problem.)

The alternate scenario, where Collins needs food now and those other people look like reasonable is looking somewhat survivable for Collins. Humans are apparently estimated to be 125000 kcal each if you go through everything, so our wolf in a spaceship should be fine, though, as you said, "I turned into a wolf and killed my crewmates" is going to be rough.

And to your last comment on scenario 3, somewhere between involuntary manslaughter or murder, depending on if Collins knew he was a werewolf going up, whether transformed werewolves can meaningfully have mens rea, and how the precise details of premediation work out.

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