Subject: Of course I'm not an elf.
Posted on: 2020-06-12 08:49:05 UTC
Here, let me explain it to you in my crude human language; wait, oh no, my lifespan is so short that I've wasted a statistically significant portion of it merely by typing this post! Alas - were I not so intrinsicly grubby, I might have been able to do better, but being a mere human, I am condemned to constant ineptitude. Frankly, you should be glad I haven't accidentally destroyed your city because my incompetent arrogance got the better of me,
(Not great, but until they put the Tengwar into the standard fonts it's the best I can do.)