Subject: In regards to *certain* comments in the recent guide.
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Posted on: 2020-07-15 02:23:13 UTC

Dear Publishers of the Guide to La Calédonie,

I would like to, on behalf of all Agents hailing from various versions of Italy, issue a formal complaint about a certain descriptor used in your recent guide. I am extremely insulted that you would choose to allow the phrase "Real American Pizza" to be recorded in print. The Neapolitans may be terrible football players who lose to Rome constantly, but even I will admit they make the only Pizza worthy of the term. I am highly tempted to come down there and give Agent Luxury a piece of my mind.

Aspetta. Questo è Agente Luxury. Lo prenderebbe come un invito.

Nevermind, I won't give her a piece of my mind.

Signed, Agent Alexander Hawke.

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