Subject: More useless miracles!
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Posted on: 2022-02-03 01:01:41 UTC

> She can belch a perfect E Flat.

> Her sneezes are ten times faster than even the fastest Dad Sneeze

> She can absorb small items into her body and slowly spit them out again; the objects are about the size of a 10p piece at maximum and she can't hold that many.

> She can turn any liquid into fresh milk by touching its container or receptacle. It doesn't turn off. Hope you like moo juice.

> She knows the exact position and emotional state of every adult man called Horace within a fifty mile radius.

> She can fix a malfunctioning mechanical object by hitting it and swearing at it for an hour at a time.

> She can recharge a battery by laying her tongue across the contacts

> She has highly flammable, extremely sticky spit that sets like concrete on the target. However, it's in the same quantities as normal spit.

> She can sing the bassoon part in any piece of classical music.

Hope these are fun =]

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