-I will no longer appear to technologically backwards canons and show them cell phones
-I will no longer go to canons without magic and recite hexes.
-I am not allowed to prune the Flowers
-Dressing background bits as clowns is forbidden
-A flamethrower is not appropriate in Middle Earth
-A flamethrower is not appropriate in Hogwarts
-A flamethrower is not appropriate anywhere
-I will stop sneaking Whoopie Cushions underneath the feet of canons
-I am forbidden from mixing "all the things in Medical".
-I am not allowed to ask FicPsych about their mothers
-I am not allowed to ask Medical about their mothers
-I am not allowed in Medical unless I am wounded
-I am not allowed in FicPsych unless I am insane
-I am not currently insane
-When asked how much explosives are appropriate, I should not say "ALL OF THEM".
-I cannot pants Sauron
-Gallows humor is appropriate only to a point.
-I cannot replace Agents with Shipverse versions of themselves
-I cannot replace Canons with Shipverse versions of themselves
-Covering myself in glitter and running through the Cafeteria is forbidden
-The Pancakes Incident will never be spoken of again
-I am to stop asking DOSAT if their refrigerator is running, they're still very angry it went missing.
-I am forbidden from making jokes about glue in the canon of My Little Pony
-I am called an Assassin. I am not LORD SPARKLE-BE-GONE
-I am not allowed to join a militia
-I am not allowed to found a militia
-Vampire members of the PPC do not "vant to suck my blud"
-I'm not allowed to flashback to Missions, canons, or wars I did not participate in
-I am not paid in "magic beans" and cannot demand to be paid in such.
-Flowers did not sprout from "magic beans"
-Jackboots are worn on the FEET
-Unless I am in Medical I cannot give prescriptions for any substance
-I am not allowed to challenge anyone to a "duel by righteous combat" anymore
-It is inappropriate to be dressed as a mime while on mission
-I am not authorized to arrest individuals for any reason
-No "drinking of alcohol" on mission applies to I.V.
-I cannot attempt to disprove the notion that the pen is stronger than the sword
-Screaming "I DIDN'T DO IT AND EVEN IF I DID, YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE BODIES" is not an appropriate way to greet
someone
-I will not try to pet the Balor
-I will not try to pet Cthulhu