Subject: Sure, why not?
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Posted on: 2022-02-27 15:16:55 UTC
I will not abuse the Neuralyzers for economic profit, even if the Narrative Laws of Comedy are unlikely to let any gain last for long anyway.
I will not attempt to assassinate Aslan, regardless of cross-dimensional philosophical differences.
A friendly reminder from the Flowers to stop asking for pay raises. And stop trying to form unions. It’s a waste of time.
I will stop shoving anime-native Agents into the Reality Room “just to see what happens.”
I will not ask the Flowers about their reproductive cycles. Ever.
I will not attempt to modify my console to play calming music instead of BEEPing. (The last Agents to try this ended up with a trip to Medical and bass-boosted techno music blasting through the halls for half an hour.)
I will not play music near the Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent. Not only do the veteran Agents get grumpy about it, but the skeletons also get restless.
I will not ask Dr. Glocktopus
Even though research on de-Suefication has advanced, I am not by any means immune to glitter influence and will stop acting as such.
Just because a tail is especially large and fluffy does not mean it can't feel pain. Please stop trying to use them as cushions.
I will refrain from abusing the buggy physics engine of certain video game-related canons.
I will not ask what the DIO is. The DIO does not exist.