Never.

5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes You Won't Believe Exist by Jopalopa on 2012-09-01 20:10:00 UTC Reply

........... by Riese on 2012-09-14 04:19:00 UTC Reply

Ah..guh...Wha...
aw, f-[WOOHOO!]. by SpecstacularSC on 2012-09-08 18:40:00 UTC Reply

Oh my poor, poor eyes...
Nope. Nope. Nope. by IntelligentAirhead on 2012-09-02 18:53:00 UTC Reply

I can't play Tetris now. Ever again. And I can't read Ann Frank's diary. Or hear anyone doing the Super Seiyan power up noise. All the things I will never be able to even think of again. God, I need bleeprin.

Fanfic by M on 2012-09-02 18:36:00 UTC Reply

I have to admit that I heard of the Snape/Teletubbies fanfic but never actually read it and as for the Anne Frank/Goku fanfic all I have to say is AHHHHHH!!! Who is the twisted soul who wrote this! Why I don't even think it was human being! I think it was a Hitler brain! A Hitler brain that wanted to troll the Internet by writing this, this...(the author of this post is currently suffering from mild hemorrhaging in the frontal lobe, please leave a message).
Never. by Sevenswans on 2012-09-02 03:55:00 UTC Reply

Congratulations: this is now only one of the top ten reasons that I will never watch Hannibal Lecter. Ever. Because, frankly, what are these writers on?
The worst thing for me was... by ThatOne on 2012-09-02 03:15:00 UTC Reply

That I had already heard of the Dragon Ball Z/ Anne Frank one. I had been looking for dramatic readings of bad fanfics and when I listened to that one I couldn't stop laughing. It's just too horrible not to be funny. Also, that Death Note/ Tetris one is both the weirdest and the most plausible in my opinion because Mello already acted like he was on something during the manga.

Anne Frank, huh? by Calista on 2012-09-02 06:44:00 UTC Reply

In a weird juvenile way, I guess it kind of makes sense. When you read her diary and you know she died in the holocaust, you want to save her. And if you happen to be a Dragon Ball Z fan, maybe you write a story where Goku goes and saves her and they live happily ever after. However bad the writing, I can sympathize with the desire to change history and make it all better somehow.

Ugh... by firemagic on 2012-09-02 00:35:00 UTC Reply

For me, the weirdest was the Tetris/Death Note thing. How do you--why would you even---ugh.

I'm still trying to see... by KittyNoodles on 2012-09-05 02:00:00 UTC Reply

...what could possibly be sexually attractive about brightly-colored blocks that explode in a flash of light when they make a complete line. And why Mello? Granted, he looks a bit...smokey (never read the manga, so I'm going off looks), but why him, of all characters?

I'm confuzzled.
It's going to take a lot of therapy before I can play Tetris (nm by firemagic on 2012-09-02 00:37:00 UTC Reply

5 entries for the Deaprtment of WhatThe, apparently. by Sergio Turbo on 2012-09-01 21:06:00 UTC Reply

Because, seriously, WTF?

I pity the poor Agents who are going to kill those things.

Re: 5 entries for the Deaprtment of WhatThe, apparently. by KittyNoodles on 2012-09-01 21:14:00 UTC Reply

Agreed.

I fear for the Agents who get these - we may have another flamethrower incident, quite frankly.

I'm not sure which was the most confusing... by KittyNoodles on 2012-09-01 20:40:00 UTC Reply

...For me, it was either the Snape-boinks-the-Teletubbies (and becomes inexplicably gangster) one or the Goku-hooks-up-with-Anne-Frank-and-kills-apparently-Saiyan-Hitler one.
Promptly wastes the rest of her time noodling on Cracked. (nm) by SingingTheThunder on 2012-09-01 20:18:00 UTC Reply