Subject: Promptly wastes the rest of her time noodling on Cracked. (nm)
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Posted on: 2012-09-01 20:18:00 UTC
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5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes You Won't Believe Exist by
on 2012-09-01 20:10:00 UTC
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From Cracked.com. Figured this was worth pointing out to you.
http://www.cracked.com/article199925-fan-fiction-sex-scenes-you-wont-believe-exist.html -
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on 2012-09-14 04:19:00 UTC
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Ah..guh...Wha...
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aw, f-[WOOHOO!]. by
on 2012-09-08 18:40:00 UTC
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Oh my poor, poor eyes...
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Nope. Nope. Nope. by
on 2012-09-02 18:53:00 UTC
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I can't play Tetris now. Ever again. And I can't read Ann Frank's diary. Or hear anyone doing the Super Seiyan power up noise. All the things I will never be able to even think of again. God, I need bleeprin.
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-throws a bottle of Bleeprin to you- (nm) by
on 2012-09-05 00:48:00 UTC
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Fanfic by
on 2012-09-02 18:36:00 UTC
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I have to admit that I heard of the Snape/Teletubbies fanfic but never actually read it and as for the Anne Frank/Goku fanfic all I have to say is AHHHHHH!!! Who is the twisted soul who wrote this! Why I don't even think it was human being! I think it was a Hitler brain! A Hitler brain that wanted to troll the Internet by writing this, this...(the author of this post is currently suffering from mild hemorrhaging in the frontal lobe, please leave a message).
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Never. by
on 2012-09-02 03:55:00 UTC
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Congratulations: this is now only one of the top ten reasons that I will never watch Hannibal Lecter. Ever. Because, frankly, what are these writers on?
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The worst thing for me was... by
on 2012-09-02 03:15:00 UTC
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That I had already heard of the Dragon Ball Z/ Anne Frank one. I had been looking for dramatic readings of bad fanfics and when I listened to that one I couldn't stop laughing. It's just too horrible not to be funny. Also, that Death Note/ Tetris one is both the weirdest and the most plausible in my opinion because Mello already acted like he was on something during the manga.
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Anne Frank, huh? by
on 2012-09-02 06:44:00 UTC
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In a weird juvenile way, I guess it kind of makes sense. When you read her diary and you know she died in the holocaust, you want to save her. And if you happen to be a Dragon Ball Z fan, maybe you write a story where Goku goes and saves her and they live happily ever after. However bad the writing, I can sympathize with the desire to change history and make it all better somehow.
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Ugh... by
on 2012-09-02 00:35:00 UTC
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For me, the weirdest was the Tetris/Death Note thing. How do you--why would you even---ugh.
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I'm still trying to see... by
on 2012-09-05 02:00:00 UTC
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...what could possibly be sexually attractive about brightly-colored blocks that explode in a flash of light when they make a complete line. And why Mello? Granted, he looks a bit...smokey (never read the manga, so I'm going off looks), but why him, of all characters?
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It's going to take a lot of therapy before I can play Tetris (nm by
on 2012-09-02 00:37:00 UTC
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5 entries for the Deaprtment of WhatThe, apparently. by
on 2012-09-01 21:06:00 UTC
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Because, seriously, WTF?
I pity the poor Agents who are going to kill those things. -
Re: 5 entries for the Deaprtment of WhatThe, apparently. by
on 2012-09-01 21:14:00 UTC
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Agreed.
I fear for the Agents who get these - we may have another flamethrower incident, quite frankly. -
I'm not sure which was the most confusing... by
on 2012-09-01 20:40:00 UTC
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...For me, it was either the Snape-boinks-the-Teletubbies (and becomes inexplicably gangster) one or the Goku-hooks-up-with-Anne-Frank-and-kills-apparently-Saiyan-Hitler one.
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Promptly wastes the rest of her time noodling on Cracked. (nm) by
on 2012-09-01 20:18:00 UTC
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