you should defintely give them hot chocolate! or little mittens! or play snoeball fights with them! because that would make them really really sad and they'd go away right away, definitely!!!!!!!!

Oh, so these are snow golems, not Abominable Snowballs. I was wondering why they didn't have twig arms. Or hats and scarves, for that matter.

They're cute and all, but I don't think we could keep them from melting in the long run. And they're weirding my partner out.

They keep coming back in, and I can't run the summoning circle for fear one of them gets possessed.

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Of course I need the summoning circle. I'm doing research.

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Look, wanting my toast made for me in the morning is a valid reason.

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Come of it! What's the worst that could happen?

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No, it can't turn us all into dust that mechanically obeys orders. Although I guess that would be possible with—OW. Okay, I deserved that, but you really could—OW HELP MY PARTNER IS ASSAULTING ME

I named this one Carl. And that one is Carl, and that one is Carl, and other one is Leslie.

I love them all!!!!

pulls her phone out

Gotta take a picture~

A round, snowman-like creature had somehow hidden in my natsume tea container and bursted out when I opened it. I would like to thank my mysterious benefactor for the most unique Christmas present I have been given.

If it's not bad enough, having a somewhat crazy cat and two even crazier mini-Balrogs, now I have to deal with these snowball critter things? Out, out, all of you!

chases snow golems out of the door and immediately falls over some of them

Curses!

Now, please understand that it was a simple accident, pure and simple, no one's fault. Honest.

But...

We might no longer have a snow golem in our RC, it might, just might mind you, have accidentally wandered it's way into a friendly fire incident.

Although now that I think about it, the fire was a bit too literal and it might not have been all that friendly...

In other news did you know that water golems are a thing?

Well, good luck in your quest for your snow golems and not the water golem that's a completely different thing, honest.

Theo. (Nova)

Seriously, it's like Els again, but... multiplied. Did something happen in HQ?

i do hope you find them soon even if they are very small and cute and would love for you to leave tiny mittens out for us. them. so you don't get cold when they touch you of course.

Oh fu

They are ruining the feng shui.

((Agent Inasuke is unfortunately unconscious from the sight of his mini Booky wrestling with an adorable snowman-like creature))

These things yours? Get ‘em out of here! They’re upsetting Fred!

You know you cannot lettest the golems out! And no, I definitely didn’t adoptest one!

sips herbal tea

brings out snow cannon

Eat snow, losers! Mua ha ha ha ha ha—

mouth is filled with snow

(Yes! Make the Board weird again! —Ls likes this)

personally i don't even think snow golems exist haha what a funny joke thoth nothing to see here