Subject: oh noes !!! sno golems on the loose? what a disaster!
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Posted on: 2022-12-12 21:54:05 UTC
you should defintely give them hot chocolate! or little mittens! or play snoeball fights with them! because that would make them really really sad and they'd go away right away, definitely!!!!!!!!
I miss doing silly things. Hence, as part of the Initiative To Make The Board Weird Again, I have been hard at work constructing snow golems. Many, many Snow Golems. These adorable little critters are roughly the size of a human fist, and I planned to set them loose upon the board and watch the mayhem. See, I have them in this box here and when I open the box... huh.
Oh dear.
It seems that my sentient, snowball-sized snow creatures have escaped, and I haven't got a clue where they might be. They could be in your house. They could be in your yard. They could be posting on this very board. They could be you. They could be me! They could even... okay, no, they're not me. Put the gun down.
...And if they find their way into HQ, who knows what could happen.
Please let me know if you've seen any of them?
-Thoth
you should defintely give them hot chocolate! or little mittens! or play snoeball fights with them! because that would make them really really sad and they'd go away right away, definitely!!!!!!!!
Oh, so these are snow golems, not Abominable Snowballs. I was wondering why they didn't have twig arms. Or hats and scarves, for that matter.
They're cute and all, but I don't think we could keep them from melting in the long run. And they're weirding my partner out.
No to meet you! I’m Mina! Aren’t these snow golems cute?
(—Ls would like to see more of Agent Glam)
They keep coming back in, and I can't run the summoning circle for fear one of them gets possessed.
...
Of course I need the summoning circle. I'm doing research.
...
Look, wanting my toast made for me in the morning is a valid reason.
...
Come of it! What's the worst that could happen?
...
No, it can't turn us all into dust that mechanically obeys orders. Although I guess that would be possible with—OW. Okay, I deserved that, but you really could—OW HELP MY PARTNER IS ASSAULTING ME
Or is yours also a victim of your research program?
I named this one Carl. And that one is Carl, and that one is Carl, and other one is Leslie.
I love them all!!!!
pulls her phone out
Gotta take a picture~
Asking for a friend, haha...
Edit: oh! Haha, that says I'm Dawn-jie! No wonder I couldn't find anything good in the emoji packs. This is Zohar!
I only eat the finest watermelons. Mmm, watermelons...
First: how do I get more watermelons in winter? Dawn-jie's getting susp--I mean, I only have access to so many items to trade, you understand, so this is a bit inconvenient...ah, for my friend, because I'm being helpful to him...
Speaking of which: do you eat anything else? Frozen berries, maybe? Ice cream? Chili oil? Are snow creatures affected by that kind of heat?
Also: accommodations. Do you have to stay cold to survive? How cold? Tell me everything. My friend's being very creative, of course, but it's frustrating trying to help him when experimentation is so dangerous. Don't want to melt anyone by accident! Speaking of which, can you reform post-melting, especially if you've only melted a little bit? Do you end up with ice? Oh! Also: thoughts on decoration? Maybe a bit of ribbon, or a design? Dye tattoos? Let me know!
--whoops, uh, my friend's calling me to deal with...something...but I really would like those answers! Let me know!!
-Zohar
You're late to your calligraphy class.
Besides, haven't you seen the reply? My bothering is wanted.
Speaking of which, haha, let's see what other questions I have...
-Zohar
A round, snowman-like creature had somehow hidden in my natsume tea container and bursted out when I opened it. I would like to thank my mysterious benefactor for the most unique Christmas present I have been given.
If it's not bad enough, having a somewhat crazy cat and two even crazier mini-Balrogs, now I have to deal with these snowball critter things? Out, out, all of you!
chases snow golems out of the door and immediately falls over some of them
Curses!
Now, please understand that it was a simple accident, pure and simple, no one's fault. Honest.
But...
We might no longer have a snow golem in our RC, it might, just might mind you, have accidentally wandered it's way into a friendly fire incident.
Although now that I think about it, the fire was a bit too literal and it might not have been all that friendly...
In other news did you know that water golems are a thing?
Well, good luck in your quest for your snow golems and not the water golem that's a completely different thing, honest.
Theo. (Nova)
Seriously, it's like Els again, but... multiplied. Did something happen in HQ?
i do hope you find them soon even if they are very small and cute and would love for you to leave tiny mittens out for us. them. so you don't get cold when they touch you of course.
Oh fu
They are ruining the feng shui.
((Agent Inasuke is unfortunately unconscious from the sight of his mini Booky wrestling with an adorable snowman-like creature))
These things yours? Get ‘em out of here! They’re upsetting Fred!
You know you cannot lettest the golems out! And no, I definitely didn’t adoptest one!
sips herbal tea
brings out snow cannon
Eat snow, losers! Mua ha ha ha ha ha—
mouth is filled with snow
(Yes! Make the Board weird again! —Ls likes this)
personally i don't even think snow golems exist haha what a funny joke thoth nothing to see here
i mean if snow golems were real hahahhaha ;aslkfhaiehsorry water spilled on my keyboard
but im defiantly not a snow gollum, nope
wait huinesoron isn’t even real—