Subject: No, we don't count them.
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Posted on: 2024-10-01 12:57:15 UTC

A cat on two legs is a contradiction in terms, as seen in this image:

Here you see a true cat, represented by myself, and a ridiculous sham of a thing, ably represented by the mini. Do you know she actually enjoys having a bell around her neck? If she really was a cat, she would be a disgrace to the entire species - and so, of course, not really a cat anyway.

((I'm pretty sure the incident pictures is doing to end up with Aunt Sam the mini-Mogget becoming King of England. ~hS))

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