Subject: Actually...
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Posted on: 2012-08-03 23:01:00 UTC
There were two PPC Assassins who were also Discworld Assassins. Vemi (Veminta Fincaran) and Penny, they were called. Just saying. :P
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Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! by
on 2012-08-02 16:03:00 UTC
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- Under no circumstances are Sweeney Todd and Blunt the butcher to meet.
1548. I will not arrange a meeting between Voldemort and Darth Sidious to "see what happens".
1549. Those veiled threats I leave for Sues and Stus? They are NOT to be used on Bella Swan.
- Or Eragon Shadeslayer.
- Or any other urple canon.
1550. Cronal and the Joker must never be allowed to meet.
1551. Robespierre and Bane must never be allowed to meet.
1552. I will not address any Redwallverse squirrel as "birdseed bandit".
1553. Under no circumstances is Tom Kitten to be harassed with holograms of rats.
1554. If I knowingly send a telepathic Agent across the Galactic Barrier, I will be charged with murder.
1555. I will not let Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon run loose in the corridors of HQ.
-Or the town.
1556. I may not use Ents for wand wood.
- Under no circumstances are Sweeney Todd and Blunt the butcher to meet.
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Eep, some more Silm ones before this gets published... by
on 2012-08-28 01:31:00 UTC
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Just going to slip these in:
I will not tell Manwë to 'do the windy thing'.
I will not insinuate that Manwë and Varda are John and Rose from Homestuck.
-They don't even know what Homestuck is.
-I won't tell them what Homestuck is.
Nienna cannot bend tears.
Ulmo is not a Water-bender, nor is Manwë an Air-bender, nor is Yavanna an Earth-bender, nor is Aulë a Fire-bender.
-And Illúvatar is certainly not the Avatar. -
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII by
on 2012-08-14 16:52:00 UTC
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N. All of the Eleven are forbidden within HQ.
- We don't need any agents on Allswell.
N+1. I will not open a portal to the Nevernever in HQ.
- If I do, I'm responsible for dealing with whatever comes through.
- And the damage.
N+2. I will not set up a fight between Harry Potter and Harry Dresden to "see what would happen". -
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! by
on 2012-08-07 22:07:00 UTC
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X. Agent Saline must never be allowed to have a proper conversation with anyone bent on taking over the world.
X+1. I will not make any variation of the "I'd tap this" joke around agents or canons from the Magic: the Gathering 'verse.
- This is mostly for my own good. -
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! by
on 2012-08-07 15:02:00 UTC
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X. Under no circumstances are Araminta Meliflua and General Zaroff to meet.
X+1. I will not attempt to use a Retief-verse Jaq as a magic carpet.
X+2. I will not introduce teenage James Potter to Gilda the Griffon.
X+3. If I am in a music shop on the Disc and every instrument has a number, I will NOT test any of the instruments.
- Nor will I buy the guitar labeled "1". -
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! by
on 2012-08-06 19:07:00 UTC
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-I will not sell Smile Dip (from Gravity Falls) in Headquarters.
-I will not let BBC Sherlock and Watson meet any movie version of Sherlock and Watson
-I will not allow any blockbuster movie characters to meet cheap, knock-off versions of themselves (Iron Hero and Iron Man, for example)
-I will not do any of the following to get rid of paperwork
--Feed it to a mini
--Use it as mulch to feed the flowers
--Throw it into Mount Doom
--Use it as firewood
--Hide it in any enormous library
-I will not become one of Kiel'ndia Vel'Vloz'ress's princes or princesses. -
TIANAtDatP Part XXIII by
on 2012-08-05 14:36:00 UTC
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I will not cause Father from Fullmetal Alchemist and Lord Voldemort to meet just to 'see what happens'.
- I will not give Voldemort a FMAverse Philosopher's Stone.
- Or Father a Potterverse one.
# I will not let Barry the Chopper (from Fullmetal Alchemist) and Dexter meet. -
Re: TIANADPPC XXII by
on 2012-08-05 04:04:00 UTC
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I am not allowed to let a Bolo MK XXXIII into the Mass Effect-verse.
-Or any verse without common laser weapons.
-Or any verse at all. They are PLANETARY siege units after all. -
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on 2012-08-04 13:21:00 UTC
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I must not introduce the Replicators from Stargate to the Marvel Avengers-verse.
- Adamantium and/or Vibranium Replicators would be a Very Bad Thing.
- In fact, no introducing the Replicators to any special metals from any continuum beyond their own. -
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! by
on 2012-08-03 21:49:00 UTC
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Not allowed to sub-contract assassination missions to canonical mercenaries
- or non-canonical mercenaries
- or any in-universe Assassins' Guild
- or anyone for that matter
# Not allowed to anonymously send the message 'We are discovered, flee at once.' to any agent just to see how they react to it -
Actually... by
on 2012-08-03 23:01:00 UTC
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There were two PPC Assassins who were also Discworld Assassins. Vemi (Veminta Fincaran) and Penny, they were called. Just saying. :P
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Ooh! by
on 2012-08-03 21:30:00 UTC
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I will not introduce Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano to Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
I will not put Sherlock Holmes and Inspector Javert into an interrogation room to 'see what happens'.
I am not allowed to dress as Mary Poppins while working in the Potterverse.
-Especially if I'm dealing with Voldemort.
I am not allowed to kidnap Arthur Kirkland, strip and bind him, and leave him as a present to BBC Irene Adler.
-When Mycroft said she was the dominatrix who brought a Nation to its knees, he didn't mean it literally.
In that same vein, introducing BBC Irene to Agent Lux is a Very Bad Idea.
I will not drop BBC Sherlock Holmes into the Labyrinth.
-He's only going to solve it, meet Jareth, and cause Something Very Bad. -
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on 2012-08-03 21:57:00 UTC
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Singing the Hedgehog Song around anyone from the BBC Sherlock fandom is a terrible, terrible idea.
-Especially if it's John Watson.
I am not allowed to try and create Sonichu.
Greebo from Discworld is not allowed anywhere near Barn Owl!Jareth, Pikachu, or Scabbers.
-And certainly nowhere near Ro-Hans.
-Or the ROUSes.
Edward Scissorhands meeting Sweeney Todd is a terrible idea.
-The sheer amount of angst and sharp things resulting from that meeting might rent a hole in the fabric of space and time.
No more 'not my division' jokes around Agents working in the BBC Sherlock fandom.
-Especially since the official Doctor Who Tumblr says that Lestrade found his division in the Whoniverse.
I will not introduce the Cylons to the Cybermen.
-Or Daleks.
The RDJ version of Sherlock Holmes is barred from meeting Tony Stark. Ever.
-Ditto goes for BBC Mycroft Holmes and Agent Coulson.
I will not provoke Bruce Banner.
-Nor will I dare newbie Agents to.
Captain America's shield is not for sliding down stairs like Legolas did in the LotR films.
I will not introduce BBC Holmes and Watson to Smaug and Bilbo Baggins.
-Nor will I show any of these four Bad Slash featuring them.
-Yes there is Bad Slash where BBC Holmes and Watson essentially possess Bilbo and Smaug and force them to have biologically improbable sexytiems.
-I will be responsible for their therapy afterwards. -
And also... by
on 2012-08-04 03:22:00 UTC
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I am not allowed to distribute copies of Hunk Rump.
-Especially not to Bad Slashers.
-Especially not to Agent Lux.
-And most definitely not to Elf Agents.
In fact I am not allowed to show copies of Hunk Rump to anyone.
-Especially not Elves from various continua.
-Even if it's mostly MSPA Elves that cry at pornography, we're also pretty sure that Legolas will not appreciate such raunchy rags.
I am henceforth banned from owning copies of Hunk Rump.
I must not replace LotR Elves with MSPA Elves.
Nor will I ~accidentally~ drop MSPA Elves into Fairyland.
I will conceal all cleaning implements near Homestuck Agents. -
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC by
on 2012-08-03 00:48:00 UTC
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I will not introduce Han Solo to Indiana Jones.
-In fact, if two characters are played by the same actor, introducing them would cause quite a bit of confusion. -
Addendum: by
on 2012-08-03 01:11:00 UTC
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- Neither will I introduce Jabba the Hutt to Indiana Jones. Indy has enough people after him as it is, no need to bring mistaken identities into it.
- For that matter, I will not introduce any character to the enemy of another character played by the same actor.
- Neither will I introduce Jabba the Hutt to Indiana Jones. Indy has enough people after him as it is, no need to bring mistaken identities into it.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! by
on 2012-08-02 20:24:00 UTC
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1563: I will not whistle the tune to "Rainbow Factory" in the presence of any native of the MLP G4 continuum.
-Even if it is pretty catchy.
1564: I am not a chemist. Mixing Bleeproducts with Purple Stuff to make fireworks is strictly prohibited.
1565: I will not administer Eragon Shadeslayer Logicillin.
1566: I will not introduce Dr. Evil to the Evil Overlord list.
-Then again, he might not even understand it.
1567: I will not put Captain Beatty in a library "just to see what happens".
-I will be charged with arson.
--And billed for damages.
1568: No matter how good I am with animals, the Mechanical Hound is not to be approached.
-Beware its sting. -
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! by
on 2012-08-02 19:13:00 UTC
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1561: I will not introduce Gamzee to Real World mind-altering substances.
- Zydrate is right out.
1561: I will not strand Sam and Dean Winchester in Gravity Falls.
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Whoops, that was me. (nm) by
on 2012-08-02 19:13:00 UTC
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! by
on 2012-08-02 19:12:00 UTC
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15XX: If Optimus Prime dies during a mission, I am not allowed to say "He always gets better" and ignore the matter.
- Yes, he canonically died and came back to life more than fifteen times already, but he would still need Medical for a check-up. And an oil change, maybe.
15XX+1: No matter how much I think Optimus Prime and Madoka Kaname would be good friends and how much it is true, they are from different canons and so I will not arrange a meeting.
- Besides, Madoka's currently a goddess present everywhere and everywhen in the multiverse, and Optimus spends a sizeable part of his existence in the afterlife. They probably already met.
15XX+2: It doesn't matter how disturbing it is, Tranformers Kiss Players is canon. I am not allowed to spork it.
- It would be a painful job, too.
- For the same reason, I am not allowed to force anyone to see it.
15XX+3: Fifty Shades Of Gray, despite being born as a Twilight fanfic, is currently a canon. I am not allowed to spork it.
- If I go rogue only to kill it, I will surrender to any PPC Agent sent to retrieve me. I will not try to make them join my cause. -
Addendum by
on 2012-08-04 16:20:00 UTC
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To 15XX+1 (and before the previous addendum):
-No, the fact that they both sacrificed their lives several times already doesn't necessarily make them good drinking pals. And Madoka's still underaged, too.
15XX+4: I will not give a Glodstopper to Timeline 6 Homura Akemi in order to make her be able to see Madoka again, no matter how much they miss each other.
- The fact that a Puella Magi body is probably capable of handling such a substance isn't a valid justification.
- Besides, Homura would probably get addicted to the stuff, and Medical would be Not Happy. -
That was me again. (nm) by
on 2012-08-04 16:40:00 UTC
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That was me. Forgot to sign. (nm) by
on 2012-08-02 19:13:00 UTC
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Addendum by
on 2012-08-02 17:21:00 UTC
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1557: I am not allowed to arrange an 'arm wrestling' match between Treebeard and the Whomping Willow.
1558: I am not allowed to start a flame war between Karkat Vantas and Dogbert from Dilbert.
- This also goes for Catbert.
- And Eric Cartman.
- And pretty much any tool with access to the internet.
1559: I'm NOT ALLOWED to put butterfly wings on the Cullens so that I can 'prove' they're fairies.
1560: I am not allowed to give Hammy (Over the Hedge) caffeinated ANYTHING. This includes marshmallows, bacon, and lollipops. -
Which Robespierre, though? (nm) by
on 2012-08-02 16:48:00 UTC
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That was supposed to be "XXIII". (nm) by
on 2012-08-02 16:04:00 UTC
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