Ikki Tousen: Dragon Tinkerer by Dragonrulez
Fandom: Ikkitousen
Rated: M (NSFW)
Length: 1 chapter, 10625 words.
Summary: A new threat has come to the Region of Kanto and will change the war between the Fighters in the worse way. Can a strange teen that lives on the streets with unkown and extraordinary powers save and change the Fighters fates or fall victum to a old grudge? OCxHugeHarem.

What is this I... Gods above. The hero, Oswald (an anachronistic name – Ikkitousen is set in Japan), is a blatant Stu. He's got heterochromia (considering that aside from animé hair physique is pretty much normal, it's odd to say the least), a trajeck past, Sue-per powers (basically ESP, which people in this continuum don't have), and he butts himself into Canon rather blatantly (though somewhat plausibly).
The fic's writing quality is poor – while there aren't a lot of spelling mistakes, its tense constantly shifts between past and present, and it's got a large amount of malapropisms, including some really weird ones – 'souls' for 'soles', 'pump' for 'bump', 'tune' for 'tone'...
Sonsaku Hakufu is also very slightly OOC, but all of the other canons are fine.

Just so you know, there's lots of rape in this. You have been warned.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8349024/1/GrunkleStanthe_Rapist

Make up your own mind on whether this is good or bad, because I just skimmed over it. But let's face it... you can tell it's not gonna be quite right just from the title. The commenters seem to think the author has mental health issues, and I suspect they're right.

But there's one thing that sticks out to me, and it's that one main character murders another and has a third framed and sent to jail for it - all in one paragraph at the end of a chapter, and it's pretty much completely glossed over.

Wow. Just... wow.

Oh, and it's only two chapters so far, but that's over the past three days, and it seems likely to continue further. Brace yourselves.

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The Pony POV series by AlexWarlorn
(Links: http://alexwarlorn.deviantart.com/gallery/32745467
http://alexwarlorn.deviantart.com/gallery/32848832)
Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Remarks: This series takes a look at the psychological effects of Discordation... and it's not always pretty. Seriously, something bad happens to EVERYPONY. Still, the characters do come out stronger in the end... but they have to work for it.

A History of Magic by Danny Barefoot
(Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6964876/1/AbHistorybofbMagicb)
Fandom: Puella Magi Modoka Magica
Remarks: This is a great fic looking at possible historical Puella Magi... and how their lives were affected by their Wishes... and in some cases, make their ends even more depressing. The ending's rather bittersweet, but that should be expected from this series...

Marie D. Suesse and the Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx
(Link: <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6328454/1/MarieDSuesseAndTheMysteryNewPirateAge">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6328454/1/MarieDSuesseAndTheMysteryNewPirate_Age)
Fandom: One Piece
Remarks: Basically, this fic takes the cliches of OC/Mary Sue fanfiction and tears them to shreds, while presenting them via an interesting and intriguing story that keeps you hanging.

T-there is no other way of describing this. It is that bad.

http://starkitsprophecy.webstarts.com/the_story.html

Hoo boy is this dark. It's incredibly well-written, but... *shivers* The only NSFW details are what your imagination puts into the blanks, so... Fair warning.

It's called Mandragora. It's set about the end-ish of Year Two, when the mandrake potions are being made to restore everyone who's been petrified.

It's rated T, close to 1500 words in length, and is a one-shot. And oh boy is it terrifying. The author (NothingPretentious) has some other stuff that's also worth a read, and it is not nearly as dark, thank [insert deity here].

Just...sleep with a nightlight after reading Mandragora, okay? I'm going to.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/266683/chapters/419402

Miracle Child, by bramblePatch

More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

Post-game fic starring Gamzee Makara. It's also updated more frequently on the Homestuck kink meme, and links to those updates as well as supplemental world-building material can be found on the tumblr ask blog (http://miraclechildask.tumblr.com/) It also has its own TV Tropes page. All in all, a good fic. There are quite a few OCs, but none come close to being Sues, and they all contribute to the plot. Currently one of my favorite Homestuck fics.

http://boyfriendleaders.tumblr.com/tagged/boyfriendleaders/chrono

Boyfriendleaders

Part tumblr ask blog, part fanfic. It's another post-game fic, only this time it involves all the surviving characters, not just the trolls. The story itself revolves around John and Karkat's eventual romantic relationship. It's surprisingly emotional, going from hilarious to heartwarming to just plain soulcrushing. Everyone is delightfully in character, and the development of John and Karkat's relationship is absolutely wonderful (not to mention realistic).

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7232955/1/Iamnottheonewhowill_cry
I am not the one who will cry, by ButterFish
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rated: T
Romance/Friendship
Summary: Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Length: 1 chapter, 19,854 words.
Warning: Character death and human AU.

Okay, this story is, in my opinion, very emotional. It's one of the few fanfics that have actually made me cry, and that's saying something, especially considering the amount of angsty, depressing fics I read.
It's definitely worth a read, though, if you don't mind the possibility of breaking into tears.

I really can't think of much else to say about it though, so why not just read it?
It's a bit long for one chapter, but ah well.

I have read that last one, and I would like to say

DO NOT WANT!!!

MLP:FiM crossed over with the Cthulhu Mythos. I'm not an expert in either canon, but so far I'm enjoying it.

The first chapter is here: http://drhoz.livejournal.com/918169.html , it's probably simplest to run a tag search to get subsequent chapters. Fic is still in progress.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5222479/1/theshockofalifetime
the shock of a lifetime (capitalization theirs) by lana123 co-written with evie898.
Fandom(s): Primeval/Inheritance Cycle, but The Doctor and Superman turn up and there are several noncanon species: Werewolf, witches, vampires and a leprechaun.
Rated: T
Length: 38 Chapters (Yes, I read every single one), but 106,551 words.
Summery: It was a normal day for Lana, Evie, Scoble, Megan and Caitlain. But that all changed when an anomaly opened in there class room and Murtagh, hansom and ever, jumped out and pulled them back through to his home world, Alegasia. after book 3 in 2 POV's.

Where to start? First chapter they burn half their teacher's face off and laugh about it. Second chapter nothing happens. There are examples of bad SPaG. For example Lana doesn't put a capital letter at the beginning of sentences and Evie combines misspellings with faintly Urple prose.
My main problem with this is the species. There is a chapter where literally everyone (except Evie, who is Galabatorix's daughter) reveals they aren't human. This is started by Lana, who proclaims "I AM A GODFORSAKEN ELF!" Later on they meet up with yet more inserted friends, all of whom are also random species.
Now what really annoys me, is that Captain Hilary Becker (I'm allowed Lust Objects, right?) is Superman. No explanation for all the times he's been hurt in canon, no reason given for why, just Becker is Superman.
A few quotes (please say if this isn't okay): "It had been a full moon last night and would be again tomorrow." "How are we going to shave her now!" "If you look up to the skies you might be able to see saphire in the is also a call for 'friends of evie'" "I mean people don't just go blind without a cause do they? Maybe elves were different." (Yes, a character goes blind for literally no reason, the author doesn't even know.)
I want to kill this, but a) I don't yet have permission, b) it's not a two Agent job, c) I really don't want to tackle this for a first mission.
So, I will claim it (unless I'm told it's actually brilliant), but I'll see if I can find a co-writer once (if) I get permission.

Internal Instinct by Ideasnow53
Fandom: Bionicle
Rated: M
Length: 1 chapter; 2,411 words
Summary: Mata Nui x Kiina oneshot. these two were made for each other. funny ending with Teridax, Mata Nui x Kiina lemon.

By the Spirit, where do I even begin. It's uncanon even before it gets to the sour yellow fruit bit, as it starts with Mata Nui returning with the power source he needs for the prototype robot while it's only been "days" (and I quote) after the Battle of Roxtus. No, no no no, he didn't go up to the Valley of the Great Beings until approximately five months after that battle, so one down right there.

The prose is awkward and odd and painful to read, and that's before the dialogue, which is OOC and also painful. (Mata Nui uses a contraction ["I'm"] in his first line of dialogue, for the love of the Great Beings!) The timeline is all messed to Karzahni, as Mata Nui is trying to convince Raanu to let him use the prototype robot (which the Glatorian and Agori are using as their home) to fight Makuta Teridax, when in canon Mata Nui convinced Raanu to let him do that before going on his quest to find the battery.

Gresh is written as a paranoid little pest, suggesting Mata Nui would use the abilities of his giant robot body for destructive purposes when he has seen Mata Nui be nothing but noble and selfless, and the words put in his mouth say Mata Nui thinks he is better than them when, again, Gresh respects Mata Nui. Ackar's pretty much in character when he admonishes Gresh, though, which is a small light in the shadows.

The dialogue is, again, painful. In addition, Mata Nui knows more things in more detail than it seems like he should, like the Great Beings' original plan to have two giant robots for the reforming of Spherus Magna and that Makuta Teridax was in fact destined for one of them.

Then the sex scene. Not only is it not erotic in the slightest, the euphemisms it uses aren't even interesting ("love" for... well, everything from tingling in the 'nads to the 'nads themselves, as well as "heat" for erotic feelings), and the sex scene itself is completely uncanon because Mata Nui A, doesn't have the bits for it, and B, as a creation of the Great Beings along the lines of the inhabitants of his giant robot body AKA the Matoran Universe, couldn't feel sexual attraction if he wanted to. Greg Farshtey said so, no one has to like it but it is going against canon.

Also there was one line where the Mask of Life apparently has opinions on 'forbidden love' and I don't even care anymore.

Then... -sigh- Then Teridax... notices that the two had sex... and there was a mention of potential nosebleeds... and words in his mouth more appropriate to the typical teenager than the suave scheming son of a Doom Viper that Teridax really is... and ugh okay it's terrible and there are tense shifts and a lack of scene breakers and Teridax was freaking out which is not the right wording if he's disturbed by something PLEASE to be retaining the dignity of an evil schemer with more plans than months he's been alive and... and ugh. Also not much description anywhere, yay not.

I think the Mata Nui is a replacement, what with the whole him having equipment appropriate for sexing thing. Gresh is probably just possessed and Raanu is OOC a bit, I'm not sure about Kiina but she's more OOC than Ackar (but then he's pretty much entirely IC so that's not hard). Teridax will need neuralyzing and that will be a fun little adventure for any agents going into this thing won't it. Anyone got a way to neuralyze a spirit possessing a 40 million foot tall robot?

Verdict: Somebody forcefeed me Bleeprin before I get my hands on a spork and cause injury to my eyes.