I'm like the scary, yet lovable hobo around here. I'm kind of broke, so... *Hands over explosive lint*.

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Weirdest purchase I ever made....

Here is a bottle of Bleeprin for the badfic and a pile of chocolate to celebrate the goodfic!

Hope you enjoy your time here! :)

~Mys

Belatedly: Hello there. Here, have a cup of nice, refreshing, tasty green tea. Just take care and don't let the leaves eat you.

Hi, have some fudge!

Hello and welcome to the PPC! Have some chocolate. It's good for eating, and also good for throwing to hungry PPCers! Besides, the wrapper is extra shiny, so it makes a decent distraction. PPCers like shiny.

It's a piping plover, courtesy Fluttershy.

Your disappearance was suspectly similar to Bilbo's in Fellowship of the Ring.

Can I have that precious little ring you have in your pocket?

But welcome aboard. As far as I'm aware, no one here has eaten someone (aside from a Mary Sue, but that's just speculation on my part).

Have a spiffy hat and an anvil. Anvil are great for any comedic situation you may find yourself in and the hat... Well, who doesn't need a spiffy hat? :P

Boy is it smokey in here, much too smokey to potentially eat any newbies. Not that I would have anyway, you seem too nice for that. Anyway, welcome the PPC, where sanity and shoes are optional. I've been known to go without both! I've also been known to throw paint filled balloons but that's a different story entirely.

As is customary, I shall give to you this pellet created from the smoke that you left behind. When you throw it it makes other people disappear instead of yourself.

Don't be shy, we won't eat you (at least, most of us won't). As a welcome gift, have a propeller cap! It'll take you wherever you need to go as long as you keep your fingers away from the propeller.

Greetings, new friend!

Well, I see what your fandoms are, but in what ways do you fan? Do you write fan fiction? What kind? And what kinds of stories do you like to read?

Also, you may have noticed we are currently (re)instating a Little Sibling/Big Sibling program, wherein newbie PPCers are "adopted" by an older member in order to be shown the ropes of our community.

Our current list of houses can be found on this Wiki page: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/SibHouses#ExistingHouses
Once you've thought a bit concerning what things in the PPC interest you, you can decide which house can best help you find your feet here!

Hi!

I am StarShadow. I am also somewhat new here. Your newbie gift is a paradox. No it isn't.

I kid, I kid, newbies are too shiny for my stomach to handle. And they taste faintly of mint. Ugh.
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N-not that I'd know whywouldIknowsomethinglikethathahaha! *awkward smile*

A-anyway, have a cute flying thing I found in the woods!
It's not a parasprite, honest! *bad poker face*

Hello, I'm reasonably new here myself. Do tell us about fandoms and the like.
Also I would like to present you with these two sporks. Perfect size for eye gouging ... that sounded less creepy in my head.

:) Have a biscuit and a llama. There, do you feel better?

Don't worry, we don't bite! All crit will be con, I promise. Here, have half a dozen bottles of Bleeprin, someone gave me a whole crate a few days ago. How did you find the PPC?

We're not gonna eat you alive, seriously. Come on in now, don't be shy. We love new people!

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Works great as a spot remover*!

Before you start posting, there are a few things you should read to get a sense of what's going on here.
Firstly, there's the Constitution which are Da Rules we follow for conduct and posting.
Then, there's The Original Series, the original PPC missions which, in my opinion, are a must-read.
The Guide to the PPC and the Newbie Guide should answer all of your questions on the workings of the PPC.

Now with that out of the way, what are your fandoms? We've got a lot of different people who love a variety of fandoms, so finding somebody who has something in common with you shouldn't be too hard.



* Also removes the underlying matter. K-Blooee Industries not responsible for injuries associated with the use of this product.