I knew of the community's hatred for this fic and was being a stupid troll. I really should have used a NSFW warning.

Can you delete posts? I really would like to now.

http://nullrefer.com/?http://read-celebrian.webs.com/chapterone.htm

Speaking as somebody who regularly checks the Board (every few hours or so), I've noticed something.

The badfic thread is huge. As of 19:40 (my time), the front page of the Board had a total of 533 posts. This is roughly 22 pages worth of scrolling. The badfic thread alone has 142 posts. This roughly (excuse my horrible math skills) 25% of the total posts on the Board. That is a lot of posts.

Now, I know that we have reasons for posting all the badfic posts in one thread, and I see most of them as being good ones. However, well, 142 posts is a lot. For me, this is five screens worth of scrolling, which can be annoying when I'm looking for new posts further down.

I don't know if I'm the only one who has a problem with this, so I guess I'd like to put forth a couple of questions.

1) Is the badfic thread too long?
2) Should we have some standards for badfic thread lengths before we start a new one?
3) If so, what should they be?

I found one that is... I didn't find out that it was a Sonic X fi...il I read the description AFTER I had read it, let's leave it at that... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8169003/1/Amy_Dies There is nothing in particular that is worse than anything else...

If this exactly counts, but... Hoo boy. It's bad. It's really bad. Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts

The writing is okay, and there are very few grammar/spelling or other errors, but... Wow. I didn't think it was possible to bend Harry Potter canon that far (please, don't mention My Immortal), but wow.

Harry and Neville are...mostly alright. Hermione's become some sort of...out-of-character person obsessed with sex (at least it's only with Ron), Ron is evil, Ginny's a skanky whore (no, I am not exaggerating that, nor insulting the character), and the Weasleys--with the exception of Mr. Weasely and the Twins--are pretty much evil. Haven't found the two oldest yet, but... *sighs* Then there's the fact that Harry's revenge throughout the story is over the top in violence and cruelty. Also, Dumbledore is still alive and a complete and utter berk, along with being dark-grey evil and manipulative.

Have I missed anything? Sheesh. That's the last time I click on a link from TVTro... Oh hey, a link! (Completely SFW unless you're on the receiving end of Fegel's antics.)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8168544/1/StartFromThe_Midnight

...when the story's summary warns you about bad grammar and typos... ^-^;

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8125265/1/KellyTheRoman_Warrior

I am really hoping this is a troll. I will let the first lines speak for themselves.

"It was 2000 year in the past in roman and there was a girl and her name was kelly mariena ceaser joenson and she was 19 years old. She had balck hair down to her wayst and a prefect face and wored a roman armor and sword and helmet maked of gold and sliver and it was cost alot of mooney. She liffed in a big roman house wilth pilars and eberything and her farther was rickch he was the ceaser and he owned all the houses for 100s miles around and he had thousands of roman dollars what they used in 2000 year ago."

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035224/1/Avani_Hollister

Because, apparently, there weren't enough children on the deep space mining vessel, so now there is one.

Among other offences, it features a Sue with a serious attitude problem, who hates Rimmer and manages to instantly befriend Lister. She then gets herself frozen in stasis (without anyone else noticing), and after waking scene steals Rimmer and Lister's first meeting with Cat. Oh yeah, she's also on board, as a 12 year old, because she's the captain's niece (that seems to be the only reason so far).

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8088434/1/RavenFeathersandSadMelodies
Trigger warning! (Just to be safe): Death of parents and child abuse. Not much detail, but hey, better safe than sorry? Oh, and bullying.
The author has already had two reviews warning that the main character may become a Sue, but she already appears to be one. To me, at least. I can't just trust my own judgements though, haha... ^^
From what I can tell, she's making all of the characters fall for her. It's quite bad.
She also has a depressing backstory (see trigger warning) and survived an attack from Belarus. And punched America in the face. And can do magic better than England. (Although, thinking about it, most people could. Or could they? Darn fanon influencing my thoughts.)
Although, I was amused when the Sue first met Germany. She isn't at all fazed by a strange German asking her questions... she simply asks "Are you on steroids?" XD
I guess even some badfics have some good qualities.

-Himu, who has been meaning to steal this signature style for a while now.

Here's a Harry Potter one:
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/8130035/1/

It's titled "Rose Evans story" and it centers around Lily Evans having a twin named Rose. A medium amount of bad grammer, and some parts are almost copy and pasted from Harry Potter itself. I'm only on chapter 3 of 11 but it doesn't show any signs of getting better. It doesn't have a plot yet, either.

If anyone remembers the other badfic thread I made, you'd remember Chaotic Order, a stupid, stupid crossover MLP fic where everyone except Rigby is horriblely OOC.

http://cartuneslover16.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=chaotic#/d4h7t5m

This is the first chapter in this abomination, and I think it'll be clear by the end why I HATE this girl. HATEHATEHATE

We have a Hetalia one:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7084791/1/hetaliasongs
It's more or less a story of the Hetalia characters singing/listening to songs. It's hard to describe, really. SPaG-wise... bad.

And we also have a BBC Sherlock one:
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8145260/1/LastSmokeBeforetheSnowStorm">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8145260/1/LastSmokeBeforetheSnow_Storm
Warning! It's M rated, although I see no reason for it to be... yet.
I'm not sure whether I got bored and skipped parts, but I'm having trouble working out what's really going on in this story. Oh, and an OC. I think she's a Sue. I'm not too sure though, the un-British weather is starting to melt my brain, I think.

It's incredibly short, but here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7531726/1/dEMONS_HALLOWEEN
Yes, the title is capitalised wrong.
The story doesn't really make any sense, really. At all.
We also have failing capitals, missing punctuation, no paragraphs, and nothing separating the Author's Notes from the story. Joy.

Too... unbearable... AHHAHAHHA *breaks out laughing*
This is a fanfic created by a possible Obi-Wan fangirl. Written in first person POV, which makes it even more painful and hilarious to read.
Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7626003/1/ObiwanmyOneand_Only

And for the extremes, here is the extended version on DeviantArt:
http://elegantartist21.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4ikc1y (complete with the 'cover')

Oh and, the Sue's very obsessed in getting Obi-Wan!

There are so many offenses I could list for this fic; random tense shifts, irritating OC's, the fact that the author never puts a space between the words do and not... they do seem to know how to use spell-check though, so I guess that's a plus.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8144645/1/Isthisablondthing

http://fav.me/d3p0job

Snape-luster fangirl with a Rose of Versailles/Harry Potter 'verse Sue. Her English is not very good and I skimmed most of her ranting, here are the high points:

"The story of Emily 2 (the version of 2011) begins in September 1993 where she is 28 and the Muggle aunt of Lavender Brown who has no clue about the magical world.... She visits her sister in England and want to bring her niece to the Hogwarts Express, but because she has to carry one of Lavender suitcases inside the train, she's still there when the trains starts. And after Remus Lupin discovers her, he's not sure what to do with her, so he sents her later to the castle. Emily has to stay the whole year, cause the Ministry of Magic sees of the possibility that Sirius Black tries to kill or use her in order to get nearer to Harry Potter and so she has to stay with Severus Snape down in the dungeons, cause he should protect her and has an extra room in his flat. (Actually all of this is a secret plan of Dumbledore to bring her close to Snape and to seal his loyalty to the good side)"

... Half of one question in a 21 question FAQ. =_=

"17. How can you say that Emily isn't a Mary Sue or a self-insert character when she looks totally like you?
At first I'm not looking exactly like her (nor would I wear everything of her clothes) and second, it was more that I designed Emily first with the red hair (I always loved that hair colour) and then became myslef more and more like her by dying my hair and let it grow long. Finally I wanted to cosplay her and so it is necessary to look like the character, isn't it?"

...So she's turning herself into her Sue, not the other way around.

She also has a rather 'lovely' rant on why she hates Lily Evans, which can be found here: http://fav.me/d3pn8ch

Well, I had decided to randomly read My Immortal once more for the laughs when I decided to check out Tara's fanfiction page once more. To my horror, it seems like she has written more fanfics.

Let's meet Time Of Your Life (AKA My Immortal - The Naruto Version)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7529166/1/TimeOfYour_Life

May I present The Marines have landed . If you're from New Zealand, I suggest drinking a large amount of alcohol first. Ditto if you're a Marine. Ditto if you're a member of the military, or study history or...

What the bleeping bleep was this person thinking before writing this? I don't... What... *eye twitches* As the member of a heavily-military oriented family, I find this so bleeping offensive. (I've also borrowed a tv studio's profanity filter so I can write this rant.)

The writing itself isn't bad, if the writer were a beginning or mid-level ESL student. It follows most conventions, although it doesn't grasp any form of punctuation. And has no grasp of history... Or...

*sighs* You'd think someone posting in the Hogan's Heroes fandom would know better. Or could at least do a little basic research for World War Two. What's really insulting is that the Mary Sue in this story is almost an expy of the writer--who is from New Zealand, I'm so sorry--except "speshuler". It's just... *headdesks repeatedly in hopes of a concussion*

It's not NSFW, but I find it rather painful to read. 'scuse me, I've got to return a filter and find a bottle of bleepka.

Has anyone heard of the Prayer Warriors? This is the remaining spawn/spin-off of the original series, since its original author has been hacked by his own brother.
It's terrible - an embarrassment to Christianity!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7577812/1/ThePrayerPoniesFriendshipIsThroughJesus
The OC's name is so ridiculous, believe me.

In addition, the same author has written a Pokemon Suefic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8118490/5/Sophoclean_Kronicle
Warning: Riddled with continuity errors (according to a reviewer), a God Mode Sue, etc. I gave her a chance by giving out a concrit, but it seems she's ignoring criticism.

If I can't make it through the first paragraph without my brain hurting, that's not a good thing. *shudders*

And I will add another badfic to this. Ostensibly, it has some connection to Where the Heart Is. There is none. I call moron (since they're not a troll, just horribly, horribly out of place on FFN.) Here it is. *sighs* The only thing hard about this story is trying to separate everything into paragraphs. A reviewer left a recommendation to move the story over to fictionpress.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/26428/1/batman-in-ponyville/story

Trust me. Its bad.


Also, this:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7226386/1/HannibalsEyesAreOpened

I als found a bad Thomas the Tank Engine script fic.


<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6826483/1/HowGordonmetRebecca">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6826483/1/HowGordonmet_Rebecca

My god. I actually posted this a short while back, but it's become MY GOD SO HORRIBLE. Just... Look, I'll spare you all the long-winded list of Stupid, unless you want to co-write something with me.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7109377/1/FallingintoaNewWorld_Secrets

HELP.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8121940/1/AlyssaReynoldsandtheSoul_Collectors

Um. Too soon to tell, but I really hope this is a troll.

Even more so after I read her profile.

How on earth... what is this I don't even.. this needs to be sporked ASAP..

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5707222/1/DiaryOfA_Mindreader

Supposedly a Hetalia/Twilight crossover, but the fic makes me think the author hasn't seen Hetalia at all. The characters basically just go by country names, and that's it. The personalities and appearances don't match at all. The connection to Twilight is also similarly tenuous. Esme appears once, period. The setting makes no sense. The formatting is atrocious.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8115416/1/

It's a Back to the Future fanfic called TO THE BACK FUTURE.
And there's a samurai. And it's all downhill from there...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7925641/1/Child_Development
It's a Fullmetal Alchemist fic which is not so much a self- insert as an "insert canon characters into the author's own life".

A Harry Potter fic that has only one chapter, consisting of an introduction of characters and yet I'm already worried. I probably have a good reason to be.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8116174/1/TheLastRiddle

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6573166/1/KHandFFTruthOr_Dare

Just read it. Please. And have Bleeprin with you when you do.

With a HARRY POTTER AND TWILIGHT CROSSOVER WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN:http://m.fanfiction.net/s/5776013/1/

(This fic makes me cry. And I haven't even finished chapter 1...)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8105615/1/AgentCloverthe_Hacker

"She's the youngest hacker in the world, and Johann Schmidt wants her to use her for his latest plan to rule the world. She's placed under the protection of the Avengers, with Hawkeye taking aim on her heart. Is she the new Avenger? Clint/OC."

Not only a genius hacker, but a highly skilled fighter and Hawkeye's equal when it comes to aiming ranged weapons.

I shall report Life of Sara Gallar, an unapologetic Pirates of the Caribbean sue.

The sue is, in the Suethor's own words, "a daughter of a rich and powerful man in Port Royal. She don´t like her life that she is living now. She wants something different. She love pirates stories and when she is on her way to England her big adventure beggins."

This fic is notable for the horrible grammar, cliched plot, and the absolute devastation of Davy Jones' character.

Also, she puts spaces before and after every apostrophe like: "you ' re", which really bugs the hell out of me. I don't know why, it just does. A lot.