Hetalia badfic...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7949426/1/LoveorLust (Possibly NSFW, M Rated)

Summary: A young Japanese prostitute and a vicious blood thirsty pirate, who just happens to be the prostitute's childhood friend! What is in store for these two? Will their paths cross with happiness or grievance? Pirate!IggyxOC
Rating: M

Okay, set in the Edo period. Two OCs so far: Akira Yamamoto and... Neko-chan. Seriously.
Akira is a prostitute, but from what I can tell, she doesn't really have any reason to be. I mean, she apparently moved to England as a child and then back to Japan. If you can afford that, you don't need to prostitute yourself, and from what I can tell, prostitutes in Edo Japan were generally working off debts or quite poor.

She has one eye, because the other 'contracted a disease from over-exposure to rain'. Just... WTF.

She was also raped by England as a young girl, apparently. It's... just... no.

Apparently, despite being in Japan, they all speak mostly English. This isn't because the author is English, it's because the author has said that any Japanese will be written in Japanese and everything English is English. Which is also annoying. VERY annoying.

Oh, and one of the chapters is posted twice, with an author's note added to one copy, and there are a lot of flashbacks.

It's just... --' And note that I stopped reading at around chapter 5... There are now 8 chapters, including a chapter of random info-type stuff...
It just... NVDYUWNQROEBOQBN. With cheese.

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Also, <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7979870/1/ScreamingSilence">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7979870/1/Screaming_Silence (Not really NSFW (yet) but M Rated)
I'm just... not going to bother writing too much about this one.
I shouldn't be reporting badfics at 4 in the morning anyway, and I can't think straight.
Either way, there's Mary Sue Andorra-tan, who's (judging by the warnings) a victim of child abuse and is either mute or just doesn't speak...
There's OCs for Malta and San Marino too, but they haven't really been elaborated on...
...and some random countries are genderbent.
Oh, and it's a high school AU. Joy.
It's not as bad as the first, but...

Then I have a few to report

First, by the same Suethor from the Legendary Illogic mission:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7109377/1/FallingintoaNewWorldSecrets
Sarah, my friend, and I get whisked away to another world as duelists. OCs in story. Chapter 12 up! I'll say this now: I DO NOT OWN MAGICAL GIRL LYRICAL NANOHA!
A fuzzy TV sends a pair of annoying teenagers into the world of YuGiOh. One of them gets an Egyptian-god-induced makeover, a shiny new Sue-name and a Millenium Item, and a her-themed card. The only thing this has to do with Nanoha is that there are cards themed after the characters there--it's not a crossover with the actual characters.


<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7914422/1/TheDarkHeirofLordVoldemort">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7914422/1/TheDarkHeirofLordVoldemort
Kaitlin Serene Potter doesn't exist, at least that's what Lily and James Potter say. On Halloween though, a certain man takes her in and raises her. She soon gets discovered by James Potter. What will she do?

This one I reported a bit ago. It's about Harry's twin sister, who was abused as a servant in the Potter family's mansion by Lily and James. Then Voldemort attacks, and adopts the child of his worst enemy as his heir, makes HER his horcrux, and treats her like his oh-so-speshul daughter.

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7357136/1/ThePuellaMagiofMiddleEarth">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7357136/1/ThePuellaMagiofMiddle_Earth
What if the Puella Magi were involved in Middle Earth? Join Madoka and her friends as they struggle to help Frodo after Kyubey sent them to Middle Earth. Frodo/Madoka

This screws up Madoka's ending, and basically inserts the Madoka characters in the Lord of the Rings. They don;t DO anything, even when facing the Balrog, all they can do is run. Well, Homura does stop time, but she only throws a flashbang at it, instead of, you know, one of her thousands of guns. Also, Magi!Madoka and Kyouko are there and do nothing except scream and run away. There's a few more problems, such as:
The Lord of the Rings exists as books in Madoka's world, yet it just recently started making multiple witches appear in Barriers, because of the One Ring (?)
Kyubey can teleport to Middle-Earth.
No one uses their knowledge of the books' events to help in any way.
FRODO AND MADOKA FALL IN LOVE. Now, I don't know much about LoTR, but Frodo (who I believe is an adult hobbit) doesn't freak out when a pink-haired human appears in the middle of his house, and then goes on to fall in love with her, enough so that he leaves Middle-Earth for her. Also, Madoka's fourteen and should be in a relationship with Homura. Will someone PLEASE co-write something on this with me?

...http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7260894/1/PrussiaxEnglandLovingsomeoneforthefirsttime NSFW/B

It's a Hetalia fanfic in the wrong section (it's in the +Anima section), mkaing me think of a miniature Hetalia universe /inside/ the +Anima universe.
It contains a badly written sex scene... and I mean so bad they just... oh God it can be interpreted completely wrongly. In general.
It's just... *shivers* Ugh.

I read over that fic... It's not glaringly bad SPaG-wise, but there's some bad slash in there for sure. *grimaces*

And seeing as this is probably the latest badfic thread, I come bearing a Hetalia badfic.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7594959/1/LoyalistAnOC_Story
It's just so... *shudders*

'Sue OC who's the daughter of England. The 'Sue's mother (also OC) is an overly stereotypical Christian (to the point where it offended my Christian friend). 'Sue ends up living with England after a complete BS court case, and Spain and the two Italies are both living with England.
Did I mention the half-journal, half-story writing style with author notes mixed in?

Although it does give us the amazingly sporkable line:
"May the power of Christ compell you, fowl demon that is overtaking my poor child's soul!"

But otherwise... BLARGLERGH!

A Serenity/Eragon crossover.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7516448/1/Interstellar_Riders

No. Just no.

I can't look at the story (as I'm in school), but I can say that yes, this is how you report a badfic, just to confirm.
Usually, it's best to check whether there's already a topic on the Board for badfic reporting, but considering the most recent was quite a way down the page, it's probably okay...

Hm, you're a newbie... I missed your introduction post! Wah!
Have a sheep, as both a welcome gift and an apology for not noticing~ *throws a sheep at you*

~Himu~