Subject: *equally large grin*
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Posted on: 2012-05-05 02:32:00 UTC
Yay, Marvin the Martian~ *favourite*
And yay~ Dangermouse was awesome... full of innuendos and sneaky jokes... And of course, being the poor child I was, I could watch it on a Freeview box instead of Sky~
I... I might just have to claim that abomination. Because what the actual hell.
Like I said, I'd like to cowrite this with somone. Do you know Lord of the Rings canon?
But yeah, that would be good. (Speaking of which, I should probably apply at some point here.)
It's been a while since I've read LotR, but it's still an old favorite, so yeah, I do know it, if not exhaustively.
In a co-write, the important thing is that at least one has Permission. And co-writing is probably the best way to make practice towards getting Permission yourself.
...http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7260894/1/PrussiaxEnglandLovingsomeoneforthefirsttime NSFW/B
It's a Hetalia fanfic in the wrong section (it's in the +Anima section), mkaing me think of a miniature Hetalia universe /inside/ the +Anima universe.
It contains a badly written sex scene... and I mean so bad they just... oh God it can be interpreted completely wrongly. In general.
It's just... *shivers* Ugh.
For me, the fact that it's in the +Anima section makes it even worse. +Anima is way too innocent to have to deal with bad slash.
It really does annoy me, especially considering I was thinking of making one of my Agents a +Anima...
...
...but there are a lot of mis-categorized fics in the +Anima section... I guess it's the first on the list, so people who CBA actually selecting the right category just end up sticking them there...
Why on earth did I click that effing link? *shudders and hugs my pet sheep* I... WTF? WTF? *hits head against table a few times* My god. The images... *shudders*
'scuse me. I'm off to see if there's any rum left over from the Baked Alaska experiment...
...here, have some of this Bleeprum instead... it'll help more with the brain damage...
*pats you comfortingly*
And now, I will see your Hetalia badfic and raise you a Lazytown. It's...um... Well, I wouldn't suggest reading the last half/quarter unless you have extreme masochistic tendencies or a lot of booze handy. (By the way, I'm being serious. Click on this link at your own risk. I am not responsible for whatever mental trauma results from even reading the title of this fic. You have been warned. Extremely NSFW/B, especially near the end.)
...w-what that I-I it he my I what...?
*hides under desk, shivering and muttering insane ramble to self*
*gives you a fluffy bunny to hug* Sorry about that. But I did warn you...
I was hoping it would be a troll. :(
...a possessed Gilbird sounds fun to watch~
But yeah...
...
...I have just realised the badfic!Author might have written other abominations.
Wrong nword, haha... Slash was the completely wrong word... Ah well, I guess that's what happens when you send your own mind to its room, ehe~ ^^'
I meant 'SEX SCENE'. Bad SEX SCENE. *facedesks*
Yes, it is bad, isn't it? I'm quite glad it's very old... because it hasn't been updated for a while... meaning it's probably been forgotten. Thank the Harvest Goddess.
That's okay. *gives you an icepack* It happens. There's probably bad slash floating around in the archive somewhere. Of course, I can give thanks to the gods/deities/Low Key Lyesmith that the archives too small/unrecognized as of yet. I never thought I'd be grateful for a truncated season of a show that wasn't watched very much, but...
Unfortunately, there's a prequel (sequel?) that makes about as much sense. Thankfully, less pr0n. But still bad, and has no connection that I could see to canon.
Kill it. Kill it with fire. Please. Kill it.
Don't worry... I'm thinking of killing it if when I get permission.
Mostly for a chicken demon.
And because GRARGHRGHAGHRGHA IT BURNS MY EYES!
...
...*hands you some Bleepolate Gateaux*
A Serenity/Eragon crossover.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7516448/1/Interstellar_Riders
No. Just no.
Firefly... and Eragon. All the wut. All of it.
They kill GALBATORIX by sucking him into the engine of the SERENITY. >_>
That'd actually be pretty hilarious. Impractical and completely WTF impossible, but hilarious.
That being said... Badfic.
It's more the blatant screwing over of canon that bothers me than anything else.
But it's an idea I'd love to run with in other hands, just for the awesome of seeing Malcolm Reynolds throw Eragon off of his terrible pedestal of whiny arrogance.
But this... just... wasn't.
But you have to wonder what compels them to do so. Or not... The implications in their badfic is disturbing enough. Criminals at least can reform. Badfic authors... Well, I suppose they can reform too. It just takes longer.
...it was supposed to be a Bugs Bunny reference. *sighs*
Yes, I have a cousin, a great-aunt (who sends me cards with funny Australian animals for my birthday), another cousin; oh, and my great-uncle. Haven't been to visit them yet, but they've been stateside plenty.
Yeah... true. But with criminals, yes, they can reform, but they can also be punished... Badfic authors can't really be punished, really... They can be flamed, have their fics taken down or have their story sporked, but they aren't really punished...
...* oblivious face*
...Cool~ ^^ Australia is an awesome place~
Does no one remember the yeti/odd white giant-like creature from the old Bugs Bunny cartoons? "I will love him and pet him, and I shall call him George."? Anyone? Am I the only person who still watches the old cartoons? Really? *is depressed* Seriously, what happened to Bugs Bunny, the Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, and Tex Avery?
I'm rather disheartened by this. :(
Indeed! I recently wound up watching some of the new alleged Looney Tunes cartoons when someone left the TV in the student lounge on Cartoon Network, and, well... *shudders*
I get what you mean now~ My memory's terrible, ehe~ ^^'
But... ...does Dangermouse class as an old cartoon?
'Cause I grew up with Dangermouse, Hong Kong Fooey and Batfink. ^^
I only remember it from one of the older cartoons, though. I think Marvin the Martian was involved somehow...
Yeah, of course Dangermouse counts! Never seen Hong Kong Fooey or Batfink though... *sighs* But I grew up with the Animaniacs, my grandparents love Tex Avery cartoons, and one of my childhood toys is named Bugs Bunny.
Yay, Marvin the Martian~ *favourite*
And yay~ Dangermouse was awesome... full of innuendos and sneaky jokes... And of course, being the poor child I was, I could watch it on a Freeview box instead of Sky~