No, we don't hate all stories on fanfiction.net, just the bad ones. Here, have a propellor cap, sure to take you wherever you need to go!

Hi there SadeG I'm new too!

Wow. I've been welcomed very exuberantly. Thank you for the sheep, hydrophobic water, bleeprin, an unwritten novel, a bleepoplate biscuit, and polyhedral number generators. This will be fun finding ways to use all of these things that I now have...
If you hear an explosion, it would be safe to blame the hydrophobic water. Or perhaps the sheep...

I'm another... well, I'm not sure if I class as new, considering I can't remember when I joined~
Um...
But I can't remember yesterday either.

ANYWAY!
Welcome to the board! We don't hate them all... just the bad ones~
Have a welcoming gift~ A sheep~ *throws a sheep at you*
MAKE SURE YOU FEED HER! *runs away*

Welcome newbie!

Here, have some Bleeprin, just in case you wander into some of the worse badfics out there.

Fellow Shiny Newbie! Welcome to...shiny...*easily distracted*

...Whoops! Sorry 'bout that. Anyway welcome!

Welcome fellow newbie. Don't worry about being average, because it doesn't matter if you may be mediocre at writing, as long as you put your heart into it to try and craft great works you'll be great.

But anyway, hating all fics of FF.net would be rather illogical.

Greetings, new friend! Have an unwritten novel!

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Please keep it away from heat, light, dry places, cold places, damp places, obscurity, and reality. And even anti-reality just to be sure.


Seriously, you don't want to be standing next to this thing when it goes nuclear it reacts.

Here is a bag of polyhedral random number generators. Please use them responsibly.

And no, we don't hate all stories on fanfiction.net, or any site, for that matter. What we don't like is bad writing. There is nothing wrong with fanfiction that is well written. In fact, you can find some in the PPC Rec Center.

Also of interest:

The Constitution - Ground rules for hanging out here.

The Wiki - Where we deposit all of our useful information for easy browsing. The FAQs that are linked on the main page are especially useful.

The Original Series - This is the first series of PPC stories. It is where we started and it is a good read.

RC #999 - One of my favorite spin-offs.

-Phobos

Have a biscuit! They're made with bleepolate, which is like brain bleach and chocolate.

We don't hate all of them. There's a lot of bad ones, though..

No, cool!