Greetings

Hi... Shiny Newbie by SadeG on 2012-04-20 04:27:00 UTC Reply

Hey all, I'm all shiny and new, ad I want to help. What can I do? I am an average writer, and the a member of the self appointed grammar police amoungst my friends.

Also, a quick question. Do you guys hate all stories on fanfiction.net, or just some. I know of a few good ones, but there is some really scary stuff there. Heck, even I have a few stories on that site.

Did you know that just will be auto corrected o hair if misspelled?
-SadeG

Welcome A-Board by TheMadHatteress on 2012-04-20 20:33:00 UTC Reply

No, we don't hate all stories on fanfiction.net, just the bad ones. Here, have a propellor cap, sure to take you wherever you need to go!
hi by DarkStar on 2012-04-20 18:45:00 UTC Reply

Hi there SadeG I'm new too!
Thanks! by SadeG on 2012-04-20 18:38:00 UTC Reply

Wow. I've been welcomed very exuberantly. Thank you for the sheep, hydrophobic water, bleeprin, an unwritten novel, a bleepoplate biscuit, and polyhedral number generators. This will be fun finding ways to use all of these things that I now have...
If you hear an explosion, it would be safe to blame the hydrophobic water. Or perhaps the sheep...

There is always a chance... by Phobos on 2012-04-20 19:15:00 UTC Reply

...that both the hydrophobic water and the sheep would be to blame.

-Phobos, behind his blast shield with snacks

I blame sheep. by SadeG on 2012-04-21 07:31:00 UTC Reply

I bet it was the sheep. Can I hide behind your blast shield with you? I can bring some pretzels with.

Hello newbie~ by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-20 18:25:00 UTC Reply

I'm another... well, I'm not sure if I class as new, considering I can't remember when I joined~
Um...
But I can't remember yesterday either.

ANYWAY!
Welcome to the board! We don't hate them all... just the bad ones~
Have a welcoming gift~ A sheep~ *throws a sheep at you*
MAKE SURE YOU FEED HER! *runs away*

Thanks? by SadeG on 2012-04-20 18:32:00 UTC Reply

A sheep. Well, this should be an adventure.

*giggles* by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-20 18:36:00 UTC Reply

Just try and keep it away from any dangerous animals, like wolves or tigers or T-rexes... the sheep have a bad habit of eating them. :|
Welsh sheep are vicious.

It's like a guard dog, but more dangerous! by SadeG on 2012-04-20 18:41:00 UTC Reply

Well. If I ever go into a badfic I'll take the sheep with to defend me then. It sounds like it would be rather helpfull.
Perhaps we could use the sheep to dispose of a Mary Sue if necessary...

Oh, yes~ by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-20 18:42:00 UTC Reply

That's a good idea~ Although...
...feeding them 'Sues would probably poison them. Too much glitter for their cute woolly bodies to handle. :|

Sadric by SadeG on 2012-04-21 00:32:00 UTC Reply

Oh well, it was a good idea. What is the most efficient way to dispose of Mary Sues, anyway? I've read about lots of ways in the PPC stories, but I was wondering what was the best.

Hmm... by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-22 12:49:00 UTC Reply

That's a pretty good question, to be honest...
Considering I'm relatively new... Hm, I guess...
...something in the same universe that wouldn't be noticed very well. Although ironic and/or amusing deaths seem to be popular, and often used...
Most agents don't seem to use the same method twice anyway~
Re: Sadric by Riese on 2012-04-21 02:37:00 UTC Reply

It's not so much "most efficient" that matters; go for "most funny/creative/headtilt-inducing." We're all about the humor factor here.

That could be fun. by SadeG on 2012-04-21 03:17:00 UTC Reply

So I could use my hydrophobic water on a Sue then?

Hello! by the Irish Samurai on 2012-04-20 17:28:00 UTC Reply

Welcome newbie!

Here, have some Bleeprin, just in case you wander into some of the worse badfics out there.
Hey there! by Riese on 2012-04-20 17:07:00 UTC Reply

Fellow Shiny Newbie! Welcome to...shiny...*easily distracted*

...Whoops! Sorry 'bout that. Anyway welcome!
Re: Hi... Shiny Newbie by Crimson Flight on 2012-04-20 14:23:00 UTC Reply

Welcome fellow newbie. Don't worry about being average, because it doesn't matter if you may be mediocre at writing, as long as you put your heart into it to try and craft great works you'll be great.

But anyway, hating all fics of FF.net would be rather illogical.

Thanks! by SadeG on 2012-04-20 16:05:00 UTC Reply

I'll remember that, and keep trying!

Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2012-04-20 14:14:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend! Have an unwritten novel!

Why thank you! by SadeG on 2012-04-20 16:02:00 UTC Reply

Gosh... I always wanted one of these. Thanks!

Hey-o. by SeaTurtle on 2012-04-20 06:07:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Please keep it away from heat, light, dry places, cold places, damp places, obscurity, and reality. And even anti-reality just to be sure.

Seriously, you don't want to be standing next to this thing when ~~it goes nuclear~~ it reacts.

Thanks... by SadeG on 2012-04-20 06:18:00 UTC Reply

Fun. This looks like the water could be very handy if I needed to blow something up, thank you.

Greetings by Phobos on 2012-04-20 05:41:00 UTC Reply

Here is a bag of polyhedral random number generators. Please use them responsibly.

And no, we don't hate all stories on fanfiction.net, or any site, for that matter. What we don't like is bad writing. There is nothing wrong with fanfiction that is well written. In fact, you can find some in the PPC Rec Center.

Also of interest:

The Constitution - Ground rules for hanging out here.

The Wiki - Where we deposit all of our useful information for easy browsing. The FAQs that are linked on the main page are especially useful.

The Original Series - This is the first series of PPC stories. It is where we started and it is a good read.

RC #999 - One of my favorite spin-offs.

-Phobos

Thanks! by SadeG on 2012-04-20 06:16:00 UTC Reply

Yeah, I read the constitution and also the original series, an I've explored the wiki a bit. Thanks again!

Hi Sade! by AnnaBee on 2012-04-20 04:48:00 UTC Reply

Have a biscuit! They're made with bleepolate, which is like brain bleach and chocolate.

We don't hate all of them. There's a lot of bad ones, though..

No, cool!

Biscuit! by SadeG on 2012-04-20 06:21:00 UTC Reply

Hmm... That is an intersting biscuit. I know what you mean about all of the bad fanfiction there. It's hard to find good ones sometimes, unless you have an author you like.