Subject: Biscuit!
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Posted on: 2012-04-20 06:21:00 UTC
Hmm... That is an intersting biscuit. I know what you mean about all of the bad fanfiction there. It's hard to find good ones sometimes, unless you have an author you like.
Hey all, I'm all shiny and new, ad I want to help. What can I do? I am an average writer, and the a member of the self appointed grammar police amoungst my friends.
Also, a quick question. Do you guys hate all stories on fanfiction.net, or just some. I know of a few good ones, but there is some really scary stuff there. Heck, even I have a few stories on that site.
Did you know that just will be auto corrected o hair if misspelled?
-SadeG
No, we don't hate all stories on fanfiction.net, just the bad ones. Here, have a propellor cap, sure to take you wherever you need to go!
Hi there SadeG I'm new too!
Wow. I've been welcomed very exuberantly. Thank you for the sheep, hydrophobic water, bleeprin, an unwritten novel, a bleepoplate biscuit, and polyhedral number generators. This will be fun finding ways to use all of these things that I now have...
If you hear an explosion, it would be safe to blame the hydrophobic water. Or perhaps the sheep...
...that both the hydrophobic water and the sheep would be to blame.
-Phobos, behind his blast shield with snacks
I bet it was the sheep. Can I hide behind your blast shield with you? I can bring some pretzels with.
I'm another... well, I'm not sure if I class as new, considering I can't remember when I joined~
Um...
But I can't remember yesterday either.
ANYWAY!
Welcome to the board! We don't hate them all... just the bad ones~
Have a welcoming gift~ A sheep~ *throws a sheep at you*
MAKE SURE YOU FEED HER! *runs away*
A sheep. Well, this should be an adventure.
Just try and keep it away from any dangerous animals, like wolves or tigers or T-rexes... the sheep have a bad habit of eating them. :|
Welsh sheep are vicious.
Well. If I ever go into a badfic I'll take the sheep with to defend me then. It sounds like it would be rather helpfull.
Perhaps we could use the sheep to dispose of a Mary Sue if necessary...
That's a good idea~ Although...
...feeding them 'Sues would probably poison them. Too much glitter for their cute woolly bodies to handle. :|
Oh well, it was a good idea. What is the most efficient way to dispose of Mary Sues, anyway? I've read about lots of ways in the PPC stories, but I was wondering what was the best.
That's a pretty good question, to be honest...
Considering I'm relatively new... Hm, I guess...
...something in the same universe that wouldn't be noticed very well. Although ironic and/or amusing deaths seem to be popular, and often used...
Most agents don't seem to use the same method twice anyway~
It's not so much "most efficient" that matters; go for "most funny/creative/headtilt-inducing." We're all about the humor factor here.
So I could use my hydrophobic water on a Sue then?
Welcome newbie!
Here, have some Bleeprin, just in case you wander into some of the worse badfics out there.
Fellow Shiny Newbie! Welcome to...shiny...*easily distracted*
...Whoops! Sorry 'bout that. Anyway welcome!
Welcome fellow newbie. Don't worry about being average, because it doesn't matter if you may be mediocre at writing, as long as you put your heart into it to try and craft great works you'll be great.
But anyway, hating all fics of FF.net would be rather illogical.
Greetings, new friend! Have an unwritten novel!
Gosh... I always wanted one of these. Thanks!
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Please keep it away from heat, light, dry places, cold places, damp places, obscurity, and reality. And even anti-reality just to be sure.
Seriously, you don't want to be standing next to this thing when it goes nuclear it reacts.
Fun. This looks like the water could be very handy if I needed to blow something up, thank you.
Here is a bag of polyhedral random number generators. Please use them responsibly.
And no, we don't hate all stories on fanfiction.net, or any site, for that matter. What we don't like is bad writing. There is nothing wrong with fanfiction that is well written. In fact, you can find some in the PPC Rec Center.
Also of interest:
The Constitution - Ground rules for hanging out here.
The Wiki - Where we deposit all of our useful information for easy browsing. The FAQs that are linked on the main page are especially useful.
The Original Series - This is the first series of PPC stories. It is where we started and it is a good read.
RC #999 - One of my favorite spin-offs.
-Phobos
Yeah, I read the constitution and also the original series, an I've explored the wiki a bit. Thanks again!
Have a biscuit! They're made with bleepolate, which is like brain bleach and chocolate.
We don't hate all of them. There's a lot of bad ones, though..
No, cool!