Subject: Yahoo email works brilliantly.
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Posted on: 2012-04-19 19:49:00 UTC
As does messenger. I don't want to give out my address here (seeing as it contains my Real Name), but if you wanna give me your Yahoo Messenger ID...
*grin*
I need some help developing the character of Bus Girl anyway. She doesn't even have a proper name yet.
So ... if I want to alert 'dem agents to really bad fanfics that would make people scream incomprehensibly, would I just give a link here?
I faithfully report a badfic called Tokyo Mew Mew No Hope Left.
I'm pretty sure it's a troll fic, but I swear that is nearly as entertainingly and brain-breakingly bad as My Immortal. It isn't that bad at first, but dear god, the places it goes in the later chapter.
I have never run across a sue as bad as this, I swear.
Preps were staring at me angrily. They were wearing bermuda shorts and leggings. A guy in a yellow polo shirt said, "NICE BOOTS STUPID GOTH GIRL. WANNA GO OUT!??" I killed him with a knife. -Chapter 12
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8055531/2/TheHungerGamesEveryStarEveryPlanet
Yes. You read that right. The Hunger Games crossed over with darn near every other popular fandom.
DRANG IT TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HECK!
stoppleasestopit
this offends my brain
so much
Duty is duty, as Captain Silver says.
Whaaaaaaat? No. Caesar Flickerman cannot jump continuums. Never. It is HERESY.
SHE KNOWS SHE'S IN THE TV SHOW?!
... Kill it dead. Now.
Mundar and Vernet are happy to help. Heck, I might bring in my DMS agents, instead/too. But SOMEONE needs to kill this thing.
How do you want to do this? I have a Google account, Yahoo Mail, and also DeviantArt and FFN if you want to get complicated.
And yes, I've read further and she's a freaking speshul Time Lord with flashy gold/silver eyes.
Urge to kill rising.
I actually haven't seen too much of the sixth season of Doctor Who, but I've had all the relevant parts spoilered. [Little brothers...] And UGH! UGH UGH UGH.
cocoafoof@yahoo.com
I don't believe I have Messenger, since you have to download that, right?
But whatevs.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7949201/1/bIbWillbTrybTobFixbbYou_b
Even if you haven't read The Hunger Games, you can tell that there's something seriously wrong with this fic.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8001596/1/ShesaSurvivorThatOne
This one has Sue!Katniss.
Won the 70th Hunger Games at age 12? Volunteered three times for the Hunger Games? What have they done to you, Katniss?
I'm not even sure what's going on in this fanfic...
what?
What?
... What?
Token Tribute? That can't die!?
...
I'm claiming this fic. If this Mary Sue is going to circumvent a critical part of the games' existence (namely, all but one of them have to die) with some stupid crap that doesn't even make any damn sense...
I agree. The Gamemakers may cause trouble, though, with that rule.
I wish you and your agents good luck dealing with this travesty.
It's amusing how they get progressively more incoherent with every chapter.
... in this Evangelion fic:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7928183/1/EVANGELIONNEXGEN
Capitalisation and punctuation are... haphazard at best. And the main OC is a thoroughly dislikeable [CENSORED], who attacks (and possibly kills) one of his colleagues without provocation, and is still working for NERV the next day. With no repercussions whatsoever.
Wow, this is bad. I don't have any problem with the pairing during the chain arc, but this is really very bad. Didn't the author notice that Light *currently has no memory of the Death Note, and thus cannot think of writing down people's names in it*? Also, "brunette" for a male character is a pet peeve of mine, although it is acceptable if the POV character thinks he's a girl--which usually happens to Mello. And that author's note... I have to go repress my memories now.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7913186/1/TheWorldIs_Mine
It's supposed to be a Twilight/ Hetalia cross-over. All it is is Twilight's plotline with an OC main character and Hetalia characters randomly inserted in. The thing that really got me was the nicknames: Henry for Heracles and Felix for Feliciano. Never mind that this series already has a Felix (Poland)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8023090/1/young_love
Self insert fic. Horrible abuse of SPaG, inappropriate use of Japaneese sufixes and a spontanious appearanc by Inuyasha. All I can say is that I really hope that it's a troll.
Or really, really stupid.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8037667/1/harryPotterSpaceMarine
I don't know the Warhammer 40K continuum, but in the ONE Potterverse-Paragraph, they butchered things. >>
Not to mention the spelling and grammar. I especially like how the author is capitalizing things apparently at random.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6373108/1/OrganizationschoolmagicclubEPISODE_1
Has anyone dealt with this... travesty yet? Is this even a Young Wizards fic? I get this nagging feeling that the author may have posted it in the wrong section...
I've read EVERY BOOK. This looks like something from a Japanime, wrongly placed in 'Young Wizards'.
Still a bit confused about Ponch, but you know, that stuff happens in weird timey-wimey stuff like this.
So... um... I was wondering... WHY DO THEY HAVE JAPANESE NAMES AND WHERE ARE NITA AND KIT AND AAAGGHH *cries in a corner*
I thought Ponch was the dogs' version of the One, and thus, could come back if he wanted?
I think this is a misfiled Nanoha fic or something.
But why didn't he come back, then? He knew how much it was hurting Kit and the only time we ever got any mention of him coming back was at the end of WaW, and that was only for one page. It seemed like he would still be visiting, but that never happened in aWoM...
No idea what Nanoha is, but it still looks horrible even for that.
First, Nanoha's last name is Takamachi. It's a Magical Girl show, but about five episodes into the first season it became epic. Now it's more of a mecha anime with many explosions and girls in cute costumes (their magic staffs are powered by cartridges! As in a revolver!). In any case, this badfic has nothing to do with it besides the first name and that it has magic in it.
Says there's a few different versions of Nanoha. Maybe he's using a Stupid Version or something?
There aren't any Nanoha canon AUs that would fit this. In the main canon, there are three seasons, taking place at different points in the timeline, and two ongoing manga. There is also the Nanoha Portable canon, which is an AU that breaks off from the main canon at one point at the end of the second season. None of these have Nanoha Rukia, or have her teach as anything other than a magical/aerial combat instructor for a transdimensional police organization as an adult.
Apologies. I thought maybe there was one season like Braveheart 2 that no one wants to remember or something.
And now I see what's going on here. Someone likes Nanoha and Rukia from Bleach, and tried to combine them into one poorly-described, script-format Sue. Yes?
We already had to kill one. The mission in question, soon to be released, required FIVE Agents to team up.
And we've got another one on the kill list that will be just as hard.
No, it seems to be an ordinary bit with her name. The last names are different, so this has nothing to do with MSLN.
Emperor preserve us, there's MORE! BY THE SAME AUTHOR!
Holy God-Emperor, this pillock has managed to actually make me angry. He's screwed with Fire Emblem, Halo, Final Fantasy, Warhammer 40k, Warhammer Fantasy, Pirates of the Caribbean, and...no. NO! METROID! NOT METROID!
Can I write a mission that covers multiple works/canons simultaneously? It'd take too damned long to do them all separately.
I once found an NSFW 40k fanfic involving 'relations' between an Ork and a Space Marine. It was evil.
Isn't that biologically impossible? In, like, 47 different ways at once?
It was TOTALLY non-con, and epic-level bad slash.
It didn't happen to be called "Squad Broken!" did it?
Of course. What else would it be?
But yeah. I mean, there's really not much to that one (or its *shudder* sequel). Dunno how I'd even go about sporking it. I think I'll leave that for some poor sap in Bad Slash.
Why would anyone think that was a good idea?!
...Of course, I guess I should probably try and keep some perspective: It's still better than that one 40K fic where everyone converts to Christianity and all the galaxy's problems are instantly solved. >_
...What? What is this you speak of? Is it dead, or can I have a go at it?
The title was "Unified Races," and I found it via TVtropes (SoBadItsGood/Fanfic, specifically). It was really stupid.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6736078/1/YouBelongWith_Me
This was my first ever Badfic. It was awe full! This was too much for me to handle!
Because there is a difference. This fic isn't Vampire:the Masquerade, it's Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines. The former is a tabletop game, while the latter is a video game based on the tabletop game.
And I KNOW RIGHT!! And she- Heather! Look what she did to Heather! Poor, poor Heather!
By the way...If I do decide to take this on as a mission, there's no way I can do this alone... *hint* *hint*
If you can, head over to the chat in 5 hours (I'll be home then) and we can talk! You might have to ping me though.
I have Yahoo messenger, if you'd like to use that.
Keep trying to get the chat working, because a lot of people frequent there, and many fun conversations are had. Try hitting the little x at the top of the chat, which will disconnect you, then going back in again. It takes a few tries for me sometimes.
Other then that, you could try using Chatzilla to connect to it.
However, if neither of these work, I do have Skype (We don't have to voice chat), a yahoo email account(Can I use Yahoo messenger with it?), and facebook(as a last resort).
As does messenger. I don't want to give out my address here (seeing as it contains my Real Name), but if you wanna give me your Yahoo Messenger ID...
*grin*
I need some help developing the character of Bus Girl anyway. She doesn't even have a proper name yet.
I've never actually used Yahoo messenger. It would be much easier to use the chat, just keep trying. Or, better yet, take a screen shot of what you see when you try to enter it, and post it. If it's what I think it is, then it might be an easy fix.
I'm not seeing any text. >_>
If you want my gmail address, it's sciencefair200@gmail.com.
Try Chatzilla without knowing what it is. :P
It's a plugin type thing for Firefox to access IRC. You can find it here. Follow the instructions on the Chatzilla website there and you'll be able to join the channel pretty easily. It is #PPC on irc.sorcery.net
Attempting to connect now.
I think email is the way to go here.
...but do I need Permission first?
As long as the other person has Permission, and they want to co-write with you. Check the FAQ section (Question 4) of the Permission article for more info:
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
Sorry, mate. Good luck.
Blah, I hate waiting. How long do I have to be around before I can apply? *Too lazy to look at wiki*
White Wolf made Vampire: The Masquerade, and also made Exalted. Can we throw her to the First and Forsaken Lion? How about the other Deathlords? How about putting her in Malfeas? Please? I think this is canon defilement at best, and HERESY! at worst. Let us kill it fast, quiaff?
Or the Flowers will get mad.
Mind, there are PLENTY of horrible ways for her to die in VtM alone. ACTUAL Groat and Therese should be enough.
Or full of aw no?
I..This is...What in.....*dies*
Bleeprin! For the love of Eru, Bleeprin! MY EYES!
This needs to die. Screaming.
I agree. We need to call an Exterminatus on it.
In point of fact, I'm amazed there isn't a single 40k mission here. I mean, "Love Can Bloom," anyone? Heresy of the worst sort.
It looks a lot like the Emperor's transformer Terminator armour (Yes, Holy Terra is a Transformer).
And I dunno about the Agents. For all its Grimdark, there is actually a LOT of hilarious stuff that goes down in the 41st Millennium.
Take, for example, Ork artillery Grots. They go deaf really fast, so they have to resort to a crude Sign language. (I'm ripping this sentence straight from the Codex) Unfortunately, a Grot can only carry so many signs at a time.
Not to mention that this is the same 'verse that gave us the incredible awesomeness that is Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!).
He makes me laugh. Oddly enough, I'm currently reading through Defender of the Imperium for the first time atm. "Surviving the 41st Millennium, one battle at a time." *snicker*
First, just do a quick check to see if there's already a thread for sharing badfics on the main page. If so, add your post with the new badfic links in a comment there.
If not, feel free to make a new thread!
I do believe you would~
Just make sure you add any required NSFW/NSFB warnings~ ^^
