Subject: Ahoy thar!
Author:
Posted on: 2012-04-02 22:06:00 UTC
Welcome, and 'ave a conical hat and a butter tart!
The conical hat is made of tin foil and duct tape, and is therefore indestructible and capable of keeping the conspiracy theorists out!
The butter tart is fresh out of the oven.
PPC applicant: Matthew
Home Contumam: Mass Effect
Lust object: Oola from starwars ROTJ
Species: Human
Notes/ originally a self insert who committed STU-icde, has biotics, left arm is cybernetic, mild sociopathic tendencies, ranging from perfectly to bat $H*! Insane when pissed off or when faced with bees. Contacted herr wozz for extraction and rehab.
My current interests are:
- Gaming
- Reading (fanfiction)
- Cars
My reading/media interests:
Mass Effect tie-in novels
Top Gear (UK)
Spirit of redemption
Memebase
Bees?
Welcome, and 'ave a conical hat and a butter tart!
The conical hat is made of tin foil and duct tape, and is therefore indestructible and capable of keeping the conspiracy theorists out!
The butter tart is fresh out of the oven.
Have a Stig keychain. I like Top Gear too. What was your favorite challenge? I liked the space shuttle one.
The Vietnam challenge due to the amount of Clarkson misery
Have a lolcat. Guaranteed to turn all your speech into incomprehensible gibberish, or your money back.
Please don't encourage this one.
*sniff sniff*
Hm...
Smells like... April Fools'?
~Neshomeh, who doesn't normally go around smelling people and will probably be embarrassed if she's wrong. But not too much.
Just showered with old spice, do I smell better now?
Does this mean you're going to offer me tickets to that thing I like and then they turn into diamonds and then you're on a horse? {= D
~Neshomeh
First off, this is a community brought together with a central interest of reading and writing. You will endear yourself by using proper spelling and punctuation. Also, please try a little bit harder to find better literary/media influences than game tie-in novels and Memebase. I <i>so</i> want to believe you have more than that.<br><br> I believe someone has already said about how you're not an agent, and I'm probably not qualified to go into this in length anyway, so I'll just say you are not roleplaying an agent, your agents will be characters in missions if- IF- you get permission. Which won't be for at least a month. Sit back, enjoy, maybe read some other work.<br><br> Finally, random outbursts are not humorous. They never will be. So don't do that.
My reading/media INTERESTS
not influences
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Finally, random outbursts are not humorous. They never will be. So don't do that.
/quote/
explain Monty Python then
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6267854/1/MessEfektAtakofbGeths_b
if minis are lacking go here
Hi and welcome~
Have this sheep plushie as a welcome gift~
I hope you have fun here, and will leave you with this piece of advice: Don't set things on fire.
P.S. My inner Grammar Nazi is making me point out the misspelling of 'continuum'.
Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to the bag of venomous invertebrates. Don't worry; they don't bite!
Welcome to the PPC!
If this is for writing PPC stuff: Permission not granted to do anything but chat on the board and in the chatroom.
We take it rather seriously who writes PPC things because we pride ourselves on good writing and being a community.
Read and investigate our wiki, and again, feel free to take part in the community here.
Is that the way you introduced yourself made it seem like an agent bio, which is part of the process of getting permission.
The writers of missions are boarders, and are just "normal" people. It's not really a roleplay-like thing where everyone is a character. Just act naturally.
Anyways, I hope to see you around!
apart from the arm and biotics, everything was true
and if there is a CLEAR guide to becoming a agent please tell
anyone got some squirrel meat?
What?
You don't BECOME an agent. This isn't a Roleplay. You write about your agents, but you yourself are not one. You become a PPCer (also called a boarder) by simply saying hello and getting involved with the community.
As for permission: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
This should tell you most, if not all of what you need to know.
As should this:http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPCBoardConstitution
And this:http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Newbie
it was a poor choice of words
also
Lunar Eclipse » by CyndarDragon
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5768805/1/Lunar_Eclipse
"Oh no!! Not the Sues!! NOT THE sues!! AAAAAAAAARRRGH!! OH-THEYRE-IN MY EYES!! MY EEEYYYEEES!! BLARGHRAWRGHRAWRGHWARGHRARRARGHRAGHRAA!!"" king of ham Nick Cage
Also, have an awesome-laced cookie and a shift key. Seriously, thou shalt use proper SPaG.