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Welcome, and 'ave a conical hat and a butter tart!

The conical hat is made of tin foil and duct tape, and is therefore indestructible and capable of keeping the conspiracy theorists out!

The butter tart is fresh out of the oven.

Have a Stig keychain. I like Top Gear too. What was your favorite challenge? I liked the space shuttle one.

Have a lolcat. Guaranteed to turn all your speech into incomprehensible gibberish, or your money back.

*sniff sniff*

Hm...

Smells like... April Fools'?

~Neshomeh, who doesn't normally go around smelling people and will probably be embarrassed if she's wrong. But not too much.

First off, this is a community brought together with a central interest of reading and writing. You will endear yourself by using proper spelling and punctuation. Also, please try a little bit harder to find better literary/media influences than game tie-in novels and Memebase. I <i>so</i> want to believe you have more than that.<br><br>    I believe someone has already said about how you're not an agent, and I'm probably not qualified to go into this in length anyway, so I'll just say you are not roleplaying an agent, your agents will be characters in missions if- IF- you get permission. Which won't be for at least a month. Sit back, enjoy, maybe read some other work.<br><br>    Finally, random outbursts are not humorous. They never will be. So don't do that.

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Hi and welcome~
Have this sheep plushie as a welcome gift~
I hope you have fun here, and will leave you with this piece of advice: Don't set things on fire.

P.S. My inner Grammar Nazi is making me point out the misspelling of 'continuum'.

Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to the bag of venomous invertebrates. Don't worry; they don't bite!

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