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Hey Y'all by Matthew Esser on 2012-04-01 20:31:00 UTC Reply

PPC applicant: Matthew
Home Contumam: Mass Effect
Lust object: Oola from starwars ROTJ
Species: Human
Notes/ originally a self insert who committed STU-icde, has biotics, left arm is cybernetic, mild sociopathic tendencies, ranging from perfectly to bat $H*! Insane when pissed off or when faced with bees. Contacted herr wozz for extraction and rehab.
My current interests are:

- Gaming
- Reading (fanfiction)
- Cars

My reading/media interests:

Mass Effect tie-in novels
Top Gear (UK)
Spirit of redemption
Memebase

Hey. by Aeidhryn on 2012-04-03 15:42:00 UTC Reply

Bees?
Ahoy thar! by Tray-Gnome on 2012-04-02 22:06:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, and 'ave a conical hat and a butter tart!

The conical hat is made of tin foil and duct tape, and is therefore indestructible and capable of keeping the conspiracy theorists out!

The butter tart is fresh out of the oven.
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2012-04-02 19:52:00 UTC Reply
Hello. by Ivan the Not-so-Terrible on 2012-04-02 06:27:00 UTC Reply

Have a Stig keychain. I like Top Gear too. What was your favorite challenge? I liked the space shuttle one.

Re: Hello. by Anonymous on 2012-04-02 14:23:00 UTC Reply

The Vietnam challenge due to the amount of Clarkson misery

... Hi. by AnnaBee on 2012-04-02 02:05:00 UTC Reply

Have a lolcat. Guaranteed to turn all your speech into incomprehensible gibberish, or your money back.

Too late for that. by JulyFlame on 2012-04-02 02:07:00 UTC Reply

Please don't encourage this one.

bye (nm) by Matthew Esser on 2012-04-02 02:20:00 UTC Reply

*sniffs newbie* by Neshomeh on 2012-04-02 01:38:00 UTC Reply

*sniff sniff*

Hm...

Smells like... April Fools'?

~Neshomeh, who doesn't normally go around smelling people and will probably be embarrassed if she's wrong. But not too much.

Hello ladies by Matthew Esser on 2012-04-02 01:47:00 UTC Reply

Just showered with old spice, do I smell better now?

Old Spice! by Neshomeh on 2012-04-02 02:51:00 UTC Reply

Does this mean you're going to offer me tickets to that thing I like and then they turn into diamonds and then you're on a horse? {= D

~Neshomeh

Sometimes the most painful thing you can do is help someone. by nakkel on 2012-04-02 01:33:00 UTC Reply

First off, this is a community brought together with a central interest of reading and writing. You will endear yourself by using proper spelling and punctuation. Also, please try a little bit harder to find better literary/media influences than game tie-in novels and Memebase. I <i>so</i> want to believe you have more than that.<br><br>    I believe someone has already said about how you're not an agent, and I'm probably not qualified to go into this in length anyway, so I'll just say you are not roleplaying an agent, your agents will be characters in missions if- IF- you get permission. Which won't be for at least a month. Sit back, enjoy, maybe read some other work.<br><br>    Finally, random outbursts are not humorous. They never will be. So don't do that.

i said by Matthew Esser on 2012-04-02 01:45:00 UTC Reply

My reading/media INTERESTS
not influences

/quote/
Finally, random outbursts are not humorous. They never will be. So don't do that.
/quote/

explain Monty Python then

mess efekt by Matthew Esser on 2012-04-02 01:18:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6267854/1/MessEfektAtakofbGeths_b

if minis are lacking go here

reporting badfic by esseresse on 2012-04-02 14:37:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6267854/1/MessEfektAtakofbGeths_b
or here by Matthew Esser on 2012-04-02 01:19:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4208063/1/MassefctThesheaprdepicfightcausskillbgeth_b

Welcome~ by HimochiIsAwesome on 2012-04-02 00:32:00 UTC Reply

Hi and welcome~
Have this sheep plushie as a welcome gift~
I hope you have fun here, and will leave you with this piece of advice: Don't set things on fire.

P.S. My inner Grammar Nazi is making me point out the misspelling of 'continuum'.
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2012-04-01 23:52:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to the bag of venomous invertebrates. Don't worry; they ~~don't~~ bite!
Hi. Also no. by JulyFlame on 2012-04-01 21:09:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC!

If this is for writing PPC stuff: Permission not granted to do anything but chat on the board and in the chatroom.

We take it rather seriously who writes PPC things because we pride ourselves on good writing and being a community.

Read and investigate our wiki, and again, feel free to take part in the community here.

I think what she means... by ShatteredSanity on 2012-04-01 22:43:00 UTC Reply

Is that the way you introduced yourself made it seem like an agent bio, which is part of the process of getting permission.

The writers of missions are boarders, and are just "normal" people. It's not really a roleplay-like thing where everyone is a character. Just act naturally.

Anyways, I hope to see you around!

welll............... by Matthew Esser on 2012-04-02 00:12:00 UTC Reply

apart from the arm and biotics, everything was true
and if there is a CLEAR guide to becoming a agent please tell

anyone got some squirrel meat?

Wait.... by ShatteredSanity on 2012-04-02 00:33:00 UTC Reply

What?

You don't BECOME an agent. This isn't a Roleplay. You write about your agents, but you yourself are not one. You become a PPCer (also called a boarder) by simply saying hello and getting involved with the community.

As for permission: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
This should tell you most, if not all of what you need to know.
As should this:http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPCBoardConstitution
And this:http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Newbie

sorry by Matthew Esser on 2012-04-02 01:12:00 UTC Reply

it was a poor choice of words
also

Lunar Eclipse » by CyndarDragon
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5768805/1/Lunar_Eclipse

"Oh no!! Not the Sues!! NOT THE sues!! AAAAAAAAARRRGH!! OH-THEYRE-IN MY EYES!! MY EEEYYYEEES!! BLARGHRAWRGHRAWRGHWARGHRARRARGHRAGHRAA!!"" king of ham Nick Cage

A hearty welcome. by Ellipsis Flood on 2012-04-02 14:45:00 UTC Reply

Also, have an awesome-laced cookie and a shift key. Seriously, thou shalt use proper SPaG.