Subject: This is your fault.
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Posted on: 2012-03-14 15:52:00 UTC
Vamp War I
"... all possible efforts have been made to bring this crisis to a peaceful resolution. Their having failed, we have no option but to resort to military force. As of noon today, this nation is at war with the Empire of Rice."
Bella switched the TV off with a sigh. "How did it come to this?" she asked the empty air. "It wasn't so long ago we vampire nations were allied against the world."
"They blame us, you know," a voice said from the shadows. Bella squinted, trying to make out the hooded figure she knew had to be there, but to no avail. "They say we corrupted the noble race of vampires - something like that."
Bella grimaced. "I know, Grandmother," she said. "The Stokerites have always had it in for me. Us. Whatever."
"At least we have allies," Grandmother pointed out. "All the newer nations are firmly on our side."
"But what use are they?" Bella despaired. "With Rice against us, the Butchers and Lukyanenkoids will rally to her flag. We are so massively outnumbered we need a new word for it."
"Court the Whedonites," Grandmother suggested. Bella snorted.
"Them? They hate us."
"But they hate Rice as well," Grandmother pointed out. "If we make concessions - some influence in the new nations, perhaps - they may fall in line."
"I don't think it'll work," Bella said glumly. "Isn't there anyone else?"
But Grandmother was gone.
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Muahaha.
hS