I read this and...chapters are too short, the sue was to the extreme and couldn't find the will power to continue past chapter 5.

*gasps* I'll be needing some of that bleeprin.

A) This person has obviously never heard of the show-don't-tell concept.

B) I am ashamed of Canada now.

The fact that she can throw Saruman around like it's nothing indicates Sue!per strength. To whoever takes this I offer Agent Canta Enquëo, a LotR elf who was assimilated by the Borg back in December 2006 HST.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

*Deep breath*

Why, why, why? I thought we were good Jesus, I thought we were kind to you- apart from the killing you thing... Maybe we did have this coming.

Anyway, to paraphrase the story, thatwas...ingterribleandihopethatwhoevertakesuptherightfuldutyofkillingthisstorydoesit,knowingthattheywillbedoingtheworldafavour.

If you read that, good on you.

And by so far I mean the first chapter.

Fic: "Blablablablabla..."
Me: "Wait. What? I think I slipped up or down a line."

The only thing it lacks is the constant use of 'and then.'

Sorry, I think my brain just fused for a moment there...

It's one of THOSE fics. I've seen Implausible Crossovers before, but this is just plain ridiculous.

Can someone tell me where the Bleepka is?

Take a deep breath. Yes, the story is awful, but it's just fanfic. Remember, it cannot -actually- mess up Tolkien's world.

Generally, it's encouraged to put 'badfic' posts as replies to already established threads, because every new thread drives an old one off the front page, where people won't see it anymore.

(That said, ye gods this is bad. I wonder what it says that my first thought is "Gandalf? Wouldn't Morgoth be the first choice of Sauron's offsprings' guardian?)

(drowns self in bleeprin)
There are just so many things wrong with this fic...
Liketherandomlackofspaces, the blatantly obvious self-insert Sue, the atrocious grammar, and horrible punctuation.
Good luck to whoever sporks this thing.