Subject: DoI agents, go!
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Posted on: 2013-06-02 20:28:00 UTC

Gaspard

Keeper: What is you name?
Gaspard: Gaspard De Grasse.
Keeper: What is your quest?
Gaspard: Right now? Saving up enough money to go to university by working in a high-risk, low pay environment.
Keeper: Terran, zerg, or protoss?
Gaspard: Well, it's all got to do with player preference-- *Is thrown off bridge*
Keeper: *Leans over edge* Fool! Zerg is the only race worth playing!


Angus

Keeper: What is you name?
Angus: M' name is Angus MacFarlane.
Keeper: What is you quest?
Angus: Defending my assigned canon continua!
Keeper: How much do you weigh?
Angus: *Lunges forward, hauls the Keeper off his feet and dangles him over the edge* SAY AGAIN?
Keeper: Nononononononono-- put me down! Put me down! What I meant to say was: what is your daughter's name?
Angus: *Throws the Keeper back onto the bridge* Her name is Sophie. Have a good day. *Walks over to the other side, fuming*


Penny

Keeper: What is you name?
Penny: Penny Chang! What's your name?
Keeper: Doesn't matter! What is you quest?
Penny: Oh, you know, keeping watch the multiverse and stuff. Nothing exciting, really. Hey, what do you do for a living? I mean, you can't stay on this bridge all day long, asking three questions to people who want to cross, right? That's just silly! You've gotta have a house or friends or a life or something.
Keeper: Hey, I ask the questions around here!
Penny: Well, that's just rude. I'm trying to have a polite conversation here! Didn't your parents teach you any manners when you were a child?
Keeper: No. *Is thrown off the bridge*
Penny: What a strange person. *Walks to the other side*


Yakov

Keeper: What is your--
Yakov: *Opens a portal to the other side of the bridge* Sorry, but I don't have time for this, m'ster. Happy hour is in ten minutes at Rudi's!
Keeper: B-but wait!
*Yakov steps into the portal*
Keeper: *Silent for a few seconds* Is this legal?

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