Of course I'm dead.

Hello! by AgentOxford on 2012-02-19 00:01:00 UTC Reply

Hey! I suppose introductions are in order, I was hesitant to do this early on (I thought the site was dead at first but as of right now, you all seem very alive. Or atleast I assume you are. No offense.) I'm Oxford, (named after the reference book series, being a bit of what I'd like to call a "relatio-bibliophile" but my Latin might be a bit off, so lets just be blunt about it and say I have an odd obsession with dictionaries, thesauruses and encyclopedias) and I would like to request a spot as an agent in the Department of Mary Sues. Persona wise, I would describe myself as blunt, brutal and brusque in appearance but really a spineless, neurotic spaz in the face of improbable, stupid chance. I will be entering with my partner Wiki who will likely introduce herself in the near future and looking to enter the Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research.

As far as links to stuff I've written, my last two roleplay sites have been deleted but the latest (though it mught not be much) should have suitable writing. Anything written under the username Finn is mine: http://www.arcadianataxia.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=admin

Also, the two of us would like to take on... Heh. Even if its a sick, twisted suicide... Would like to take on the dreaded "My Immortal" as our first mission. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4719325/1/bMybbImmortalbbREPOST_b A repost since the original is no longer viewable but this contains all 45 Chapters of the bloodied thing... Sick as that is.

Well, that seems to be it! ^^ Thanks!

First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2012-02-21 19:17:00 UTC Reply
Re: Hello! by Antigone68104 on 2012-02-19 18:28:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!
Oh why hello. by Ellipsis Flood on 2012-02-19 14:39:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC.

Aside from giving you a cookie, two things:

1. Already asking for permission? Woah, slow down a bit. Give us some time to get to know you.

2. My Immortal has already been claimed. Also, just because something's bad, that doesn't mean it makes for a good (first) mission.
Of course I'm dead. by The Warrior of Many Faces on 2012-02-19 14:25:00 UTC Reply

Can't you tell? I'm a zombie vampire ghoul! XD

Anyway, welcome to the forum!

Oh, and have this pistol with silver bullets. Just in case.
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2012-02-19 13:28:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend! I . . . Hm. Finn is my brother's gamer tag. *peers closer*

Well, my brother is certainly no friend of dictionaries, so I guess you can't be him. So, then . . .

Have a dicionary! It's a typo I discovered. Dicionarys define misspelled words. Very handy for field work!
Re: Hello! by firemagic on 2012-02-19 01:31:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Have a welcome wagon I totally didn't steal from the new MLP:FiM episode!

My immortal...may GreyLadyBast protect your sanity. Your agents are gonna have psychological scars for YEARS.

Re: Hello! by AgentOxford on 2012-02-19 02:20:00 UTC Reply

xD Thanks! And yes, yes they will. I made myself read it only a short bit ago... I don't know how I will carry on knowing... -shudders- Yeah. That. lol

Re: Hello! by Sgt_Sporky on 2012-02-19 00:41:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, newcomer! Here, have various Bleep-products! And please, don't drink Sea Turtle's hydrophobic water. As fun as explosions of blood and organs are, recruits seem to be in short supply.

I'm a local Brony. There are others, but they don't appear to have arrived yet. Nevertheless, I'm glad you're here!

I'm glad you're so enthusiastic, but Turtle's right: you really should mess around a while. I still don't have permission, actually.

I'm a fan of HP too, and fully understand why you'd want to kill My Immortal. The canon just about curled up and died. It ruined a good song. And, quite frankly, the so-called lemons were really just sorry excuses written by a person who's probably never even seen pornography, let alone known how actual sex works. Or how love feels, no doubt. It's being speculated that the author is just a particularly cruel and clever Troll.

And this site will never die, my dear. So long as there is a Plot Continuum, there will be a PPC. Or at least until something like SOPA or ACTA passes. But then we'll have bigger things to worry about, such as the violent coup d'état that will no doubt take place. Well, it will if my miniscule faith in humanity has even a little foundation.

Welcome once more, my dear! Enjoy your stay!
Welcome! by Aeidhryn on 2012-02-19 00:37:00 UTC Reply

Though I must say, I was kind of hoping you were named after the university. I'm a fan, and I've never been there. I don't even know if I *can* be a "fan" of it... in any case, cool name.

Consult the wiki on receiving permission. I'm sorry you can't have My Immortal. :( But there's plenty worse out there-- I'm not sure if that deserves a happy or unhappy face.

We've got a lot of blunt, brutal, brusque people (nice alliteration, by the way), and plenty of spineless, neurotic spazzes too (ahem, me).

This is a great place to get concrete criticism for anything... as long as you're sure you had it beta'd first, and thoroughly.

Welcome, I say again...
Hey-o! by SeaTurtle on 2012-02-19 00:15:00 UTC Reply

Firstly, welcome to the Board. Have some of my hydrophobic water! Now an acceptable substitute to battery acid!

By what I understand from your post, you seem to be asking for Permission, yes? If so, just let it be known that we need to get to know you better before the PGs decide upon your request. We like to say that a month is a good time to sit back and participate on the Board, so... yeah. Just stick around and have fun!

I regret to inform you that My Immortal is already claimed by... well, somebody. I can't find it on the Claimed Badfic page, but its Wiki page says it's been claimed.

Re: Hey-o! by AgentOxford on 2012-02-19 02:25:00 UTC Reply

Man, I knew someone would take it. xD Alright.