Hi, have some fudge!

Welcome to the PPC.

Aside from giving you a cookie, two things:

1. Already asking for permission? Woah, slow down a bit. Give us some time to get to know you.

2. My Immortal has already been claimed. Also, just because something's bad, that doesn't mean it makes for a good (first) mission.

Can't you tell? I'm a zombie vampire ghoul! XD

Anyway, welcome to the forum!

Oh, and have this pistol with silver bullets. Just in case.

Greetings, new friend! I . . . Hm. Finn is my brother's gamer tag. *peers closer*

Well, my brother is certainly no friend of dictionaries, so I guess you can't be him. So, then . . .

Have a dicionary! It's a typo I discovered. Dicionarys define misspelled words. Very handy for field work!

Hi! Have a welcome wagon I totally didn't steal from the new MLP:FiM episode!


My immortal...may GreyLadyBast protect your sanity. Your agents are gonna have psychological scars for YEARS.

Welcome, newcomer! Here, have various Bleep-products! And please, don't drink Sea Turtle's hydrophobic water. As fun as explosions of blood and organs are, recruits seem to be in short supply.

I'm a local Brony. There are others, but they don't appear to have arrived yet. Nevertheless, I'm glad you're here!

I'm glad you're so enthusiastic, but Turtle's right: you really should mess around a while. I still don't have permission, actually.

I'm a fan of HP too, and fully understand why you'd want to kill My Immortal. The canon just about curled up and died. It ruined a good song. And, quite frankly, the so-called lemons were really just sorry excuses written by a person who's probably never even seen pornography, let alone known how actual sex works. Or how love feels, no doubt. It's being speculated that the author is just a particularly cruel and clever Troll.

And this site will never die, my dear. So long as there is a Plot Continuum, there will be a PPC. Or at least until something like SOPA or ACTA passes. But then we'll have bigger things to worry about, such as the violent coup d'état that will no doubt take place. Well, it will if my miniscule faith in humanity has even a little foundation.

Welcome once more, my dear! Enjoy your stay!

Though I must say, I was kind of hoping you were named after the university. I'm a fan, and I've never been there. I don't even know if I *can* be a "fan" of it... in any case, cool name.

Consult the wiki on receiving permission. I'm sorry you can't have My Immortal. :( But there's plenty worse out there-- I'm not sure if that deserves a happy or unhappy face.

We've got a lot of blunt, brutal, brusque people (nice alliteration, by the way), and plenty of spineless, neurotic spazzes too (ahem, me).

This is a great place to get concrete criticism for anything... as long as you're sure you had it beta'd first, and thoroughly.

Welcome, I say again...

Firstly, welcome to the Board. Have some of my hydrophobic water! Now an acceptable substitute to battery acid!

By what I understand from your post, you seem to be asking for Permission, yes? If so, just let it be known that we need to get to know you better before the PGs decide upon your request. We like to say that a month is a good time to sit back and participate on the Board, so... yeah. Just stick around and have fun!

I regret to inform you that My Immortal is already claimed by... well, somebody. I can't find it on the Claimed Badfic page, but its Wiki page says it's been claimed.