I only looked at the first one, and I'm still baffled. It sounds like it was written by a twelve-year-old who just found Ruto to be the most annoying character ever.

Quote:
"So he of course did his special move, Great Aethered. But it wasn't normal, like it normally is. It was super powerful and he kept doing it, over and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.
The last time he did it, it was like X10 stronger, and she went flying across the lake and over the mountains."

Storytelling at its finest.

that first one's already on the Unclaimed Badfic list.

Twilight X Inheritance Cycle crossover

"Little Army" K-Rated
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5112874/1/LittleArmy

Edward leaves and bella turns into a vampire. Then, after a while, they find alegaesia. The chapters get longer as it goes on.

Notes: *Attaches self to Bleeprin IV drip and sobs*



Metroid fic

"Metroid: Lambda Squad" T-Rated
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5807651/1/MetroidLambdaSquad">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5807651/1/MetroidLambda_Squad

When Samus defects and becomes leader of her own space pirate army, it's up to a Space Federation Army squad of six youths, all of whom rescued by Samus in the past, to stop her. Takes place ten years after Metroid Fusion.

Notes: This reeks of "Did Not Do The Research". Phazon does not exist post-Prime series, the GMO child soldiers are denied help because their commander doesn't want to "endanger more people", a mysterious figure is trusted by the child soldiers with a library card serving as ID, and a giant machine gun that turns into a RPG. Gah.