Subject: I think...
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Posted on: 2011-12-21 02:47:00 UTC
that first one's already on the Unclaimed Badfic list.
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Ruto bashfic and bad humor fic by
on 2011-12-21 02:11:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6966776/1/
Yes, even though it's a bashfic against a character from Legend of Zelda, it's a Super Smash Bros fanfic.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6803948/1/
Stupid. That's the only word to describe this fic.
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Oh wow. by
on 2011-12-21 17:45:00 UTC
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I only looked at the first one, and I'm still baffled. It sounds like it was written by a twelve-year-old who just found Ruto to be the most annoying character ever.
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"So he of course did his special move, Great Aethered. But it wasn't normal, like it normally is. It was super powerful and he kept doing it, over and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.
The last time he did it, it was like X10 stronger, and she went flying across the lake and over the mountains."
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Pfff. That's nothing. Check THIS out. by
on 2011-12-22 20:48:00 UTC
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http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/oscarfics/a_lover.txt
There are no words for this story. Alll I can tell you to prepare for it is that it involves a 13 year old herm, bestiallity, and Artemis from Sailor Moon. Have fun! -
You know Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre? by
on 2011-12-23 21:13:00 UTC
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It was featured there. That's why I read it. My brain is a natural source of brain bleach. I'm too glad for that.
Still, while Artemis' lover may be legendary in its badness, I'm not sure if it would make for that much of a spectacular sporking.
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The second fic looks like a troll (nm) by
on 2011-12-21 03:13:00 UTC
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I think... by
on 2011-12-21 02:47:00 UTC
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that first one's already on the Unclaimed Badfic list.
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Get some more... by
on 2011-12-21 02:34:00 UTC
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Twilight X Inheritance Cycle crossover
"Little Army" K-Rated
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5112874/1/LittleArmy
Edward leaves and bella turns into a vampire. Then, after a while, they find alegaesia. The chapters get longer as it goes on.
Notes: *Attaches self to Bleeprin IV drip and sobs*
Metroid fic
"Metroid: Lambda Squad" T-Rated
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5807651/1/MetroidLambdaSquad">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5807651/1/MetroidLambda_Squad
When Samus defects and becomes leader of her own space pirate army, it's up to a Space Federation Army squad of six youths, all of whom rescued by Samus in the past, to stop her. Takes place ten years after Metroid Fusion.
Notes: This reeks of "Did Not Do The Research". Phazon does not exist post-Prime series, the GMO child soldiers are denied help because their commander doesn't want to "endanger more people", a mysterious figure is trusted by the child soldiers with a library card serving as ID, and a giant machine gun that turns into a RPG. Gah.