Pfff. That's nothing. Check THIS out.

Ruto bashfic and bad humor fic by ROTHY on 2011-12-21 02:11:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6966776/1/

Yes, even though it's a bashfic against a character from Legend of Zelda, it's a Super Smash Bros fanfic.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6803948/1/

Stupid. That's the only word to describe this fic.

I really need to stop going to the Super Smash Bros section, it isn't healty for me.

Oh wow. by Ellipsis Flood on 2011-12-21 17:45:00 UTC Reply

I only looked at the first one, and I'm still baffled. It sounds like it was written by a twelve-year-old who just found Ruto to be the most annoying character ever.

Quote:
"So he of course did his special move, Great Aethered. But it wasn't normal, like it normally is. It was super powerful and he kept doing it, over and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.
The last time he did it, it was like X10 stronger, and she went flying across the lake and over the mountains."

Storytelling at its finest.

Pfff. That's nothing. Check THIS out. by ROTHY on 2011-12-22 20:48:00 UTC Reply

http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/oscarfics/a_lover.txt

There are no words for this story. Alll I can tell you to prepare for it is that it involves a 13 year old herm, bestiallity, and Artemis from Sailor Moon. Have fun!

You know Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre? by Ellipsis Flood on 2011-12-23 21:13:00 UTC Reply

It was featured there. That's why I read it. My brain is a natural source of brain bleach. I'm too glad for that.
Still, while Artemis' lover may be legendary in its badness, I'm not sure if it would make for that much of a spectacular sporking.
THE MACHINE DOES NOT OWN YOU

The second fic looks like a troll (nm) by exarion on 2011-12-21 03:13:00 UTC Reply
I think... by Matthew72 on 2011-12-21 02:47:00 UTC Reply

that first one's already on the Unclaimed Badfic list.

Huh. by ROTHY on 2011-12-21 03:07:00 UTC Reply

Strange minds think alike I suppose.

Get some more... by SeaTurtle on 2011-12-21 02:34:00 UTC Reply

Twilight X Inheritance Cycle crossover

"Little Army" K-Rated
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5112874/1/LittleArmy

Edward leaves and bella turns into a vampire. Then, after a while, they find alegaesia. The chapters get longer as it goes on.

Notes: *Attaches self to Bleeprin IV drip and sobs*

Metroid fic

"Metroid: Lambda Squad" T-Rated
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5807651/1/MetroidLambdaSquad">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5807651/1/MetroidLambda_Squad

When Samus defects and becomes leader of her own space pirate army, it's up to a Space Federation Army squad of six youths, all of whom rescued by Samus in the past, to stop her. Takes place ten years after Metroid Fusion.

Notes: This reeks of "Did Not Do The Research". Phazon does not exist post-Prime series, the GMO child soldiers are denied help because their commander doesn't want to "endanger more people", a mysterious figure is trusted by the child soldiers with a library card serving as ID, and a giant machine gun that turns into a RPG. Gah.