Keen to claim Thirty Hs, but unsure how to do it.

Keen to claim Thirty Hs, but unsure how to do it. by Laburnum on 2011-09-25 22:23:00 UTC

Terribly sorry, but by doctorlit on 2011-09-26 16:43:00 UTC Reply

I already claimed Thirty Hs several months ago. :(
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/ClaimedBadfic#HarryPotter

Aw :( Well, can you save the critters? by Laburnum on 2011-09-26 18:03:00 UTC Reply

Nurse Val will be willing to rehome them.

By your request, I shall rescue the not-PokÃ©mon. by doctorlit on 2011-09-26 22:09:00 UTC Reply

My real desire is to destroy Rape Bradbury, after all. X

Yay! ^_^ by Laburnum on 2011-09-27 10:20:00 UTC Reply

I just think there could be a lot of fun to be had with the not-Pokemon (not the thumb-in-water-glass, but the actual living ones). I think the weasel could be fitted with wheels ...

I can think of a few ways... by Astral Void on 2011-09-26 08:24:00 UTC Reply

A Canon Bomb could work, a portal to Nothing (from the Redemption of Althalus- it's a giant void that consumes everything), a dragonkin (from RuneScape- they can take anything), or maybe try playing the guitar at them.
What about the Suncrushers? (nm) by miah on 2011-09-26 02:06:00 UTC Reply
Is it even a Potterfic? by Ugolino on 2011-09-25 23:20:00 UTC Reply

For it to be bad Harry Potter fanfiction, it would have to have some connection to the Harry Potter canon. It doesn't.

I argue that Thirty Hs is so far removed as to not be based on Harry Potter canon, and thus not a fanfiction of it.
Isn't it more of a trollfic than anything? by Ugolino on 2011-09-25 22:28:00 UTC Reply

I'll admit that I'm a bit unfamiliar with PPC policy on crackfic/trollfic.

Yep, there have been several sporkings... by Fish Custard on 2011-09-25 22:39:00 UTC Reply

...of trollfics, including one by myself. And yeah, the general idea seems to be to track down the troll and kill/exorcise it, but as always the Rule of Funny takes precedence so if that won't work for your mission, it doesn't matter.
Yup, it is a trollfic. by Calista on 2011-09-25 22:36:00 UTC Reply

And we do handle trollfic and bad parody--usually by tracking down the troll itself ("troll" here being a creature within the badfic, rather than the author of the fic).

We've done a few trollfics. I know there was one in "Rugrats" that involved McDonald's or something.
They have been sporked before ... by Laburnum on 2011-09-25 22:35:00 UTC Reply

... though I believe if you know it's a trollfic it's a good idea to laugh more at it than with it, if you see what I mean.