Subject: Terribly sorry, but
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Posted on: 2011-09-26 16:43:00 UTC
I already claimed Thirty Hs several months ago. :(
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/ClaimedBadfic#HarryPotter
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Keen to claim Thirty Hs, but unsure how to do it. by
on 2011-09-25 22:23:00 UTC
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In case you're wondering, this is Thirty Hs: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/ThirtyHs
I admit I want to take this mission for the wrong reasons. Specifically, I want to adopt the creepy critters in chapter 7. I feel sorry for them. Stealing the planet-exploding guitar and getting my agents into severe trouble for trying to play it is also a possibility.
Trouble is, I have no idea how to even begin taking down physical gods who can kick planets in half. Anyone think it would be at all possible to do this? -
Terribly sorry, but by
on 2011-09-26 16:43:00 UTC
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I already claimed Thirty Hs several months ago. :(
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/ClaimedBadfic#HarryPotter -
Aw :( Well, can you save the critters? by
on 2011-09-26 18:03:00 UTC
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Nurse Val will be willing to rehome them.
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By your request, I shall rescue the not-Pokémon. by
on 2011-09-26 22:09:00 UTC
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My real desire is to destroy Rape Bradbury, after all. X
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I can think of a few ways... by
on 2011-09-26 08:24:00 UTC
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A Canon Bomb could work, a portal to Nothing (from the Redemption of Althalus- it's a giant void that consumes everything), a dragonkin (from RuneScape- they can take anything), or maybe try playing the guitar at them.
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What about the Suncrushers? (nm) by
on 2011-09-26 02:06:00 UTC
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Is it even a Potterfic? by
on 2011-09-25 23:20:00 UTC
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For it to be bad Harry Potter fanfiction, it would have to have some connection to the Harry Potter canon. It doesn't.
I argue that Thirty Hs is so far removed as to not be based on Harry Potter canon, and thus not a fanfiction of it. -
Isn't it more of a trollfic than anything? by
on 2011-09-25 22:28:00 UTC
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I'll admit that I'm a bit unfamiliar with PPC policy on crackfic/trollfic.
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Yep, there have been several sporkings... by
on 2011-09-25 22:39:00 UTC
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...of trollfics, including one by myself. And yeah, the general idea seems to be to track down the troll and kill/exorcise it, but as always the Rule of Funny takes precedence so if that won't work for your mission, it doesn't matter.
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Yup, it is a trollfic. by
on 2011-09-25 22:36:00 UTC
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And we do handle trollfic and bad parody--usually by tracking down the troll itself ("troll" here being a creature within the badfic, rather than the author of the fic).
We've done a few trollfics. I know there was one in "Rugrats" that involved McDonald's or something. -
They have been sporked before ... by
on 2011-09-25 22:35:00 UTC
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... though I believe if you know it's a trollfic it's a good idea to laugh more at it than with it, if you see what I mean.