Subject: Yep, there have been several sporkings...
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Posted on: 2011-09-25 22:39:00 UTC
...of trollfics, including one by myself. And yeah, the general idea seems to be to track down the troll and kill/exorcise it, but as always the Rule of Funny takes precedence so if that won't work for your mission, it doesn't matter.
In case you're wondering, this is Thirty Hs: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/ThirtyHs
I admit I want to take this mission for the wrong reasons. Specifically, I want to adopt the creepy critters in chapter 7. I feel sorry for them. Stealing the planet-exploding guitar and getting my agents into severe trouble for trying to play it is also a possibility.
Trouble is, I have no idea how to even begin taking down physical gods who can kick planets in half. Anyone think it would be at all possible to do this?
I already claimed Thirty Hs several months ago. :(
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/ClaimedBadfic#HarryPotter
Nurse Val will be willing to rehome them.
My real desire is to destroy Rape Bradbury, after all. X
A Canon Bomb could work, a portal to Nothing (from the Redemption of Althalus- it's a giant void that consumes everything), a dragonkin (from RuneScape- they can take anything), or maybe try playing the guitar at them.
For it to be bad Harry Potter fanfiction, it would have to have some connection to the Harry Potter canon. It doesn't.
I argue that Thirty Hs is so far removed as to not be based on Harry Potter canon, and thus not a fanfiction of it.
I'll admit that I'm a bit unfamiliar with PPC policy on crackfic/trollfic.
...of trollfics, including one by myself. And yeah, the general idea seems to be to track down the troll and kill/exorcise it, but as always the Rule of Funny takes precedence so if that won't work for your mission, it doesn't matter.
And we do handle trollfic and bad parody--usually by tracking down the troll itself ("troll" here being a creature within the badfic, rather than the author of the fic).
We've done a few trollfics. I know there was one in "Rugrats" that involved McDonald's or something.
... though I believe if you know it's a trollfic it's a good idea to laugh more at it than with it, if you see what I mean.