*covers eyes* Your kink is not my kink, your kink is not...

Subject: *covers eyes* Your kink is not my kink, your kink is not...
Author: Jacer
Posted on: 2011-09-19 07:29:00 UTC

I CAN'T DO IT. Not this time.

Someone please tell me I'm not alone in finding this story absolutely revolting. Definitely NSFW, and almost certainly NSFB. Elrond/Legolas is bizarre enough, but when you give Elrond a fetish for fat bellies and have him persuade Legolas to get huge?

Is this even fanfic anymore?

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/Weight_Room/stories/pudding.html

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*covers eyes* Your kink is not my kink, your kink is not... by Jacer on 2011-09-19 07:29:00 UTC

I...what? by Mister Shoebox on 2011-09-19 20:44:00 UTC Reply

WELP, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yes, this fic is disgusting.
Also, a sweet Dr. Seuss fanfic. :D by Jacer on 2011-09-19 16:31:00 UTC Reply

As antidote.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7336700/1/TheKittenintheCap

Waiii! ^_^ KY00T. (nm) by Laburnum on 2011-09-20 15:47:00 UTC Reply

Are we sure it's not comedy? by Neshomeh on 2011-09-19 16:25:00 UTC Reply

'Cause I thought it was hilarious. Definitely badfic, mind you—the canon shatters when Elrond admits to having multiple partners and cheating on Celebrian—but the writing is just so over the top and ridiculous. It's the best kind of badfic.

~Neshomeh
Er... by OpinionedAngel on 2011-09-19 13:15:00 UTC Reply

I have some *ahem* fetishes myself... but I also believe in these types of things making //sense//.

If it's open to sporking, maybe I could take a crack at it.

Oh, everyone does ... by Laburnum on 2011-09-20 15:44:00 UTC Reply

... and, almost by definition, fetish fic tends to look stupid to those who don't share the fetish, but this particular one doesn't really work with LoTR elves.

+By the Emperor!+ by Church on 2011-09-19 12:00:00 UTC Reply

What? What is this madness? What? I ... What?

I ... I'm speechless.

*Kneels* Sweet God-Emperor, forgive me of my sins and remember that I am just...

Oh, what the heck, someone analyse and call down Exterminatus on this ... I'm not sure what to call this.
... by Spiegel1 on 2011-09-19 11:03:00 UTC Reply

My brain just made a funny little "fert" noise. Good Gods.