Subject: +By the Emperor!+
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Posted on: 2011-09-19 12:00:00 UTC
What? What is this madness? What? I ... What?
I ... I'm speechless.
*Kneels* Sweet God-Emperor, forgive me of my sins and remember that I am just...
Oh, what the heck, someone analyse and call down Exterminatus on this ... I'm not sure what to call this.
I CAN'T DO IT. Not this time.
Someone please tell me I'm not alone in finding this story absolutely revolting. Definitely NSFW, and almost certainly NSFB. Elrond/Legolas is bizarre enough, but when you give Elrond a fetish for fat bellies and have him persuade Legolas to get huge?
Is this even fanfic anymore?
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/Weight_Room/stories/pudding.html
WELP, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yes, this fic is disgusting.
'Cause I thought it was hilarious. Definitely badfic, mind you—the canon shatters when Elrond admits to having multiple partners and cheating on Celebrian—but the writing is just so over the top and ridiculous. It's the best kind of badfic.
~Neshomeh
I have some *ahem* fetishes myself... but I also believe in these types of things making //sense//.
If it's open to sporking, maybe I could take a crack at it.
... and, almost by definition, fetish fic tends to look stupid to those who don't share the fetish, but this particular one doesn't really work with LoTR elves.
What? What is this madness? What? I ... What?
I ... I'm speechless.
*Kneels* Sweet God-Emperor, forgive me of my sins and remember that I am just...
Oh, what the heck, someone analyse and call down Exterminatus on this ... I'm not sure what to call this.
My brain just made a funny little "fert" noise. Good Gods.