Subject: Er...
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Posted on: 2011-09-19 13:15:00 UTC
I have some *ahem* fetishes myself... but I also believe in these types of things making //sense//.
If it's open to sporking, maybe I could take a crack at it.
Subject: Er...
Author:
Posted on: 2011-09-19 13:15:00 UTC
I have some *ahem* fetishes myself... but I also believe in these types of things making //sense//.
If it's open to sporking, maybe I could take a crack at it.
WELP, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yes, this fic is disgusting.
'Cause I thought it was hilarious. Definitely badfic, mind you—the canon shatters when Elrond admits to having multiple partners and cheating on Celebrian—but the writing is just so over the top and ridiculous. It's the best kind of badfic.
~Neshomeh
I have some *ahem* fetishes myself... but I also believe in these types of things making //sense//.
If it's open to sporking, maybe I could take a crack at it.
... and, almost by definition, fetish fic tends to look stupid to those who don't share the fetish, but this particular one doesn't really work with LoTR elves.
What? What is this madness? What? I ... What?
I ... I'm speechless.
*Kneels* Sweet God-Emperor, forgive me of my sins and remember that I am just...
Oh, what the heck, someone analyse and call down Exterminatus on this ... I'm not sure what to call this.
My brain just made a funny little "fert" noise. Good Gods.