Hello!

Introductory post by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-12 11:54:00 UTC Reply

Hello. I have been lurking on the Wiki for a while now, so I thought I probably should introduce myself. I am the Purple Cabbage (there is no such thing as a red cabbage; they are blatantly purple), safely anonymous. I got here from TV Tropes, and read on one of the FAQs that you need to hang around the Board for a month before obtaining Permission, so I might as well start early. And . . . I don't really have anything else interesting to say.

Hiya! by Myrtle Tamlane on 2011-06-16 04:21:00 UTC Reply

That means hi, not "I'm trying to kill you," by the way. Here's a ceremonial teapot!
Hello! by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-06-15 18:32:00 UTC Reply

Hope that you have an excellent time here!
Greetings! by Sylibane on 2011-06-13 03:44:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a Dramatic Longcoat. It flutters DRAMATICALLY when you need it to, even when there's no wind.

Re: Greetings! by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-13 22:16:00 UTC Reply

Excellent! A dramatic necessity; I will be sure to use it. Thanks!

Hello by dramaticsoprano on 2011-06-13 02:13:00 UTC Reply

Have some Swiss chocolate. Oh, and have some Bleepka. You'll need it sooner or later.

Re: Hello by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-13 22:17:00 UTC Reply

I think that chocolate is also a necessity for survival in the PPC. Thanks for both!

Have a Jaguar cub! by Wikimaster on 2011-06-13 01:31:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sueish meat.
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2011-06-13 00:21:00 UTC Reply
Velcome! by Gamma on 2011-06-12 23:47:00 UTC Reply

I approve of the purple-ness of your username!

Have two oranges, the color or otherwise, a seedling for SOME plant, I'm not sure which, and an invisible ring. Enjoy!
DobrodoÂšli! by Lleu on 2011-06-12 23:20:00 UTC Reply

Have some House Roac hot chocolate (it's delicious):

May your stay be fun and sporking-filled!

Welcome and regards,
Lleu

Re: DobrodoÂšli! by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-13 06:32:00 UTC Reply

YUM. I love hot chocolate! It certainly looks delicious. Whipped cream . . .
May I ask what House Roac is? Oh wait, I know this: it's from a piece of original fiction that an Agent came from. If it's the one I'm thinking of, which I read yesterday, his name had "sw" in it twice, right? And I think he was in Floaters?
And thank you! I hope so too!

Most impressive by Lleu on 2011-06-15 03:17:00 UTC Reply

I'm honored that you chose my mission to read; I hope you enjoyed it. Yes, House Roac is Surhat's family; they produce chocolate along with wizards.

Hai! by Fish Custard on 2011-06-12 22:03:00 UTC Reply

Welcome!

Have a flying* sheep and a towel. It is important to always remember your towel, and to always know where it is.

*sheep only flies when a) enclosed in something else that is flying or b) wears a Super Sheep cape.

Re: Hai! by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-12 22:16:00 UTC Reply

The towel is indeed very important, and thank you. What does a Super Sheep cape look like, so that I may keep an eye out for one?

Like this by Fish Custard on 2011-06-12 22:22:00 UTC Reply

http://worms.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Sheep

Ask a worm, they'll know where to get one.

Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-06-12 21:40:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-06-12 20:09:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this gyrocopter as a welcoming present.

Re: Greetings! by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-12 22:30:00 UTC Reply

A peasure! What is a gyrocopter used for?

Welcome! by Sonne on 2011-06-12 18:37:00 UTC Reply

Here you have a curly white wig to match the scarf, and some bread. Use them wisely.

Re: Welcome! by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-12 22:26:00 UTC Reply

A change of colour can be nice (I have curly hair), and bread is very useful. Thank you.

Hola! by Kitty's Muse on 2011-06-12 18:18:00 UTC Reply

Have a pair of socks (do cabbages use socks?), useful for when you need a clean pair to wear or an improvised weapon.

Re: Hola! by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-12 22:22:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! I may not be Albus Dumbledore, but socks are always useful.
Weapon improvisation is done by the addition of a half-brick, right? I think it was is Sourcery, but I haven't read that in a while. Also, I wonder if a sock could be used as a miniature teacosy? Perhaps to keep one mug warm rather than an entire pot?

Hi! by Flyndragon on 2011-06-12 16:36:00 UTC Reply

Hello fellow newbie! May you live long and prosper!
Dude! A cabbage! by Miah on 2011-06-12 16:10:00 UTC Reply

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

This is cool. My husband goes by Warcabbage, and you are the first other cabbage that I've ever come across.

Re: Dude! A cabbage! by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-12 22:02:00 UTC Reply

That is so cool. I actually have an unfinished multicoloured wool scarf right here, although it's only about four feet long (I don't have a tape measure handy), though I could make it longer--probably not seventeen feet, though.

I haven't seen any other cabbages either.

Cool. by Miah on 2011-06-13 18:01:00 UTC Reply

I think this is the first time someone has had a scarf like sitting around in this situation. Maybe. I could remember someone else having one. Who knows. ADH--OooohSiny! syndrome I guess.

Re: Introductory post by Antigone68104 on 2011-06-12 16:08:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!

I came here from TV Tropes as well.
Welcome! by Elemarth on 2011-06-12 15:40:00 UTC Reply

Have some Mary Sue candy. I was a TV Troper, too.
Welcome on board! by EileenAlphabet on 2011-06-12 15:36:00 UTC Reply

Have some fruitcake and a roll of toilet paper. No, there are no connection between the two. Why do you ask?

Re: Welcome on board! by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-12 22:28:00 UTC Reply

Idle curiosity? Thank you, anyway. Would you say it is possible to crochet with either?

re Introductory Post by OpinionedAngel on 2011-06-12 14:19:00 UTC Reply

Hello, welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay!

By the way, what fandoms are you into?

Re: re Introductory Post by Anonymous on 2011-06-12 22:13:00 UTC Reply

Thanks for the chocolate! I like Discworld (of course), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (haven't read the Silm, though), Star Wars, the Old Kingdom series (I've read some of Nix's other stuff, but it's mostly not as good), the Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials, Narnia (I've read all the books and seen the first movie) and quite a few other literary fandoms (and I really need to finish 1984). I also play Mario (which I'm awful at), Legend of Zelda and Pokemon, and have just started to play Kingdom Hearts.

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Can anybody think of a synonym for "although"?

Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-06-12 14:06:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a Talky Tina doll! You'd better be nice to her...
Welcome! by HerrWozzeck on 2011-06-12 13:48:00 UTC Reply

Hi, welcome to the PPC! Great having you here!

Here, have some Stockhausen for the road!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T16_lfYBsd4
Eww, cabbage. by Ellipsis Flood on 2011-06-12 13:29:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the board. Have some cookies.

Re: Eww, cabbage. by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-12 23:28:00 UTC Reply

Thanks, I love cookies! *om nom nom*