Subject: Welcome on board!
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Posted on: 2011-06-12 15:36:00 UTC
Have some fruitcake and a roll of toilet paper. No, there are no connection between the two. Why do you ask?
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Introductory post by
on 2011-06-12 11:54:00 UTC
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Hello. I have been lurking on the Wiki for a while now, so I thought I probably should introduce myself. I am the Purple Cabbage (there is no such thing as a red cabbage; they are blatantly purple), safely anonymous. I got here from TV Tropes, and read on one of the FAQs that you need to hang around the Board for a month before obtaining Permission, so I might as well start early. And . . . I don't really have anything else interesting to say.
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Hiya! by
on 2011-06-16 04:21:00 UTC
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That means hi, not "I'm trying to kill you," by the way. Here's a ceremonial teapot!
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Hello! by
on 2011-06-15 18:32:00 UTC
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Hope that you have an excellent time here!
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Greetings! by
on 2011-06-13 03:44:00 UTC
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Here, have a Dramatic Longcoat. It flutters DRAMATICALLY when you need it to, even when there's no wind.
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Re: Greetings! by
on 2011-06-13 22:16:00 UTC
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Excellent! A dramatic necessity; I will be sure to use it. Thanks!
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Hello by
on 2011-06-13 02:13:00 UTC
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Have some Swiss chocolate. Oh, and have some Bleepka. You'll need it sooner or later.
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Re: Hello by
on 2011-06-13 22:17:00 UTC
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I think that chocolate is also a necessity for survival in the PPC. Thanks for both!
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Have a Jaguar cub! by
on 2011-06-13 01:31:00 UTC
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Don't feed it Sueish meat.
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First plover! (nm) by
on 2011-06-13 00:21:00 UTC
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Velcome! by
on 2011-06-12 23:47:00 UTC
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I approve of the purple-ness of your username!
Have two oranges, the color or otherwise, a seedling for SOME plant, I'm not sure which, and an invisible ring. Enjoy! -
Dobrodošli! by
on 2011-06-12 23:20:00 UTC
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Have some House Roac hot chocolate (it's delicious):
May your stay be fun and sporking-filled!
Welcome and regards,
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Re: Dobrodošli! by
on 2011-06-13 06:32:00 UTC
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YUM. I love hot chocolate! It certainly looks delicious. Whipped cream . . .
May I ask what House Roac is? Oh wait, I know this: it's from a piece of original fiction that an Agent came from. If it's the one I'm thinking of, which I read yesterday, his name had "sw" in it twice, right? And I think he was in Floaters?
And thank you! I hope so too! -
Most impressive by
on 2011-06-15 03:17:00 UTC
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I'm honored that you chose my mission to read; I hope you enjoyed it. Yes, House Roac is Surhat's family; they produce chocolate along with wizards.
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Hai! by
on 2011-06-12 22:03:00 UTC
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Welcome!
Have a flying* sheep and a towel. It is important to always remember your towel, and to always know where it is.
*sheep only flies when a) enclosed in something else that is flying or b) wears a Super Sheep cape. -
Re: Hai! by
on 2011-06-12 22:16:00 UTC
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The towel is indeed very important, and thank you. What does a Super Sheep cape look like, so that I may keep an eye out for one?
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Like this by
on 2011-06-12 22:22:00 UTC
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http://worms.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Sheep
Ask a worm, they'll know where to get one. -
Welcome, here's a tall ship. by
on 2011-06-12 21:40:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties! -
Greetings! by
on 2011-06-12 20:09:00 UTC
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Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this gyrocopter as a welcoming present.
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Re: Greetings! by
on 2011-06-12 22:30:00 UTC
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A peasure! What is a gyrocopter used for?
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Welcome! by
on 2011-06-12 18:37:00 UTC
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Here you have a curly white wig to match the scarf, and some bread. Use them wisely.
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Re: Welcome! by
on 2011-06-12 22:26:00 UTC
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A change of colour can be nice (I have curly hair), and bread is very useful. Thank you.
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Hola! by
on 2011-06-12 18:18:00 UTC
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Have a pair of socks (do cabbages use socks?), useful for when you need a clean pair to wear or an improvised weapon.
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Re: Hola! by
on 2011-06-12 22:22:00 UTC
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Thank you! I may not be Albus Dumbledore, but socks are always useful.
Weapon improvisation is done by the addition of a half-brick, right? I think it was is Sourcery, but I haven't read that in a while. Also, I wonder if a sock could be used as a miniature teacosy? Perhaps to keep one mug warm rather than an entire pot? -
Hi! by
on 2011-06-12 16:36:00 UTC
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Hello fellow newbie! May you live long and prosper!
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Dude! A cabbage! by
on 2011-06-12 16:10:00 UTC
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Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use themIRresponsibly!
This is cool. My husband goes by Warcabbage, and you are the first other cabbage that I've ever come across. -
Re: Dude! A cabbage! by
on 2011-06-12 22:02:00 UTC
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That is so cool. I actually have an unfinished multicoloured wool scarf right here, although it's only about four feet long (I don't have a tape measure handy), though I could make it longer--probably not seventeen feet, though.
I haven't seen any other cabbages either. -
Re: Introductory post by
on 2011-06-12 16:08:00 UTC
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Hi, have some fudge!
I came here from TV Tropes as well. -
Welcome! by
on 2011-06-12 15:40:00 UTC
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Have some Mary Sue candy. I was a TV Troper, too.
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Welcome on board! by
on 2011-06-12 15:36:00 UTC
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Have some fruitcake and a roll of toilet paper. No, there are no connection between the two. Why do you ask?
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Re: Welcome on board! by
on 2011-06-12 22:28:00 UTC
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Idle curiosity? Thank you, anyway. Would you say it is possible to crochet with either?
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re Introductory Post by
on 2011-06-12 14:19:00 UTC
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Hello, welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay!
By the way, what fandoms are you into? -
Re: re Introductory Post by
on 2011-06-12 22:13:00 UTC
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Thanks for the chocolate! I like Discworld (of course), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (haven't read the Silm, though), Star Wars, the Old Kingdom series (I've read some of Nix's other stuff, but it's mostly not as good), the Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials, Narnia (I've read all the books and seen the first movie) and quite a few other literary fandoms (and I really need to finish 1984). I also play Mario (which I'm awful at), Legend of Zelda and Pokemon, and have just started to play Kingdom Hearts.
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Can anybody think of a synonym for "although"? -
Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2011-06-12 14:06:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Have a Talky Tina doll! You'd better be nice to her...
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Welcome! by
on 2011-06-12 13:48:00 UTC
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Hi, welcome to the PPC! Great having you here!
Here, have some Stockhausen for the road!
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Eww, cabbage. by
on 2011-06-12 13:29:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board. Have some cookies.
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Re: Eww, cabbage. by
on 2011-06-12 23:28:00 UTC
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Thanks, I love cookies! *om nom nom*