Welcome! by
Lleu
on 2011-06-12 23:15:00 UTC
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Have some House Roac hot chocolate:

Also, Bionicle!
Welcome and regards,
Lleu
Welcome, here's a tall ship! by
Khajidu
on 2011-06-12 21:37:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Greetings! by
PoorCynic
on 2011-06-12 20:07:00 UTC
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Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this personal jet pack (WARNING: do not use indoors) as a welcoming gift.
Re: Hello! by
Anonymous
on 2011-06-12 16:12:00 UTC
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Hello! Have a seventeen foot long scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly!
Hai! by
Fish Custard
on 2011-06-12 09:28:00 UTC
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Welcome!
Have a spork and an Oracle Carp. One is a powerful reality-bending entity... and the other is a fish with a stupid name.
Hello! by
The 9th Blue Mage
on 2011-06-12 01:55:00 UTC
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Have some food! Hope that you enjoy your time here!
Hello there! by
OpinionedAngel
on 2011-06-11 23:51:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
Have an Ocelot! by
Wikimaster
on 2011-06-11 23:47:00 UTC
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Don't feed it Sue or Stu meat.
Welcome aboard! by
EileenAlphabet
on 2011-06-11 21:43:00 UTC
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Oh my. Now your sister has made me nervous.
*scrambles to find appropriate welcome gift*
Have a ... um ... a tiny black hole and a pet rock.
Welcome! by
Elemarth
on 2011-06-11 21:17:00 UTC
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Have some Mary Sue chocolate! I hope you have fun here!
Welcome! by
HerrWozzeck
on 2011-06-11 20:56:00 UTC
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It's always nice to see new people here!
Here, have some Prokofiev for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ6_SOag3pE
Good to have you a-Board! by
doctorlit
on 2011-06-11 16:46:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Have a kneazle! He can help your cats eat all that food!
Why hello, equally epic brother of mine! by
Gamma
on 2011-06-11 16:30:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board!
Have some cat food- glod knows our cats eat enough of it as it is- and three pairs of chopsticks.
To everyone else; My amazing brother doesn't exactly have amazing grammar, which I'm currently working on, I promise. I'm proofreading for him for now, but later on, if you spot any errors, point 'em out for him? Nicely, if you can?
Also, if anyone's unjustifiably mean to my brother, I shall get angry. I really really shall. Not that I'm saying anyone will be mean, of course, but you know what I'm saying.