Have an Ocelot!

Hello! by Yin on 2011-06-11 16:02:00 UTC Reply

Hello! I came across the PPC because of my epicly epic sister, who actually read part of the original series out loud to me. While browsing FF.net, I've found a disturbing amount of badfics, most with Mary-sues, and I hate them with a passion. After hearing about this place, I figured it couldn't hurt to give it a shot. I have experence with many canons, including Harry Potter, Bionicle, and Avatar the Last Airbender. Thanks!

Welcome! by Lleu on 2011-06-12 23:15:00 UTC Reply

Have some House Roac hot chocolate:

Also, Bionicle!

Welcome and regards,
Lleu

Re: Welcome! by Yin on 2011-06-13 12:31:00 UTC Reply

I like the fudge part, but the bionicle part isn't very specific.

Even though I do love bionicle

Welcome, here's a tall ship! by Khajidu on 2011-06-12 21:37:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Re: Welcome, here's a tall ship! by Yin on 2011-06-13 12:40:00 UTC Reply

Yay! A tall ship!

Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-06-12 20:07:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this personal jet pack (WARNING: do not use indoors) as a welcoming gift.

Yes! by Yin on 2011-06-13 12:42:00 UTC Reply

Oh yea!

Re: Hello! by Anonymous on 2011-06-12 16:12:00 UTC Reply

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Heh, heh, heh by Yin on 2011-06-13 12:36:00 UTC Reply

Oh. I will. *evil laugh*
Oops, that was me. (nm) by Miah on 2011-06-12 16:13:00 UTC Reply

Hai! by Fish Custard on 2011-06-12 09:28:00 UTC Reply

Welcome!

Have a spork and an Oracle Carp. One is a powerful reality-bending entity... and the other is a fish with a stupid name.

Re: Hai! by Anonymous on 2011-06-12 15:17:00 UTC Reply

Wait a second. You mean that the spork is powerful reality-bending entity?

Of course... by Fish Custard on 2011-06-12 16:27:00 UTC Reply

A spork is one of the most useful things you can own, next to a towel, of course.

Hmmm... by Yin on 2011-06-13 12:26:00 UTC Reply

You know, now that I think about it, you are right.

Hello! by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-06-12 01:55:00 UTC Reply

Have some food! Hope that you enjoy your time here!

Re: Hello! by Yin on 2011-06-12 15:20:00 UTC Reply

Umm, you need to be a bit more... specific.

Re: Hello! by Antigone68104 on 2011-06-12 01:31:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!

Re: Hello! by Yin on 2011-06-12 15:21:00 UTC Reply

Yay! Fudge!

Hello there! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-06-11 23:51:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

Re: Hello there! by Yin on 2011-06-12 15:22:00 UTC Reply

Thanks!!!

Have an Ocelot! by Wikimaster on 2011-06-11 23:47:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sue or Stu meat.

An ocelot!?!?! by Yin on 2011-06-12 01:06:00 UTC Reply

An ocelot?!?!?!? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!

Welcome aboard! by EileenAlphabet on 2011-06-11 21:43:00 UTC Reply

Oh my. Now your sister has made me nervous.

*scrambles to find appropriate welcome gift*

Have a ... um ... a tiny black hole and a pet rock.

Re: Welcome aboard! by Anonymous on 2011-06-11 23:39:00 UTC Reply

Yes!!! I can use the mini black hole as a way to dispose of sue bodys! I can use the pet rock... I don't know... decorate?

Don't worry. My sister doesn't bite.

Welcome! by Elemarth on 2011-06-11 21:17:00 UTC Reply

Have some Mary Sue chocolate! I hope you have fun here!

Yum! by Yin on 2011-06-11 23:43:00 UTC Reply

Oooh! Goody! Yum, yum, yum!

Welcome! by HerrWozzeck on 2011-06-11 20:56:00 UTC Reply

It's always nice to see new people here!

Here, have some Prokofiev for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ6_SOag3pE

Thanks! by Yin on 2011-06-12 01:01:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! I hope it dosen't eat my arm...

Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-06-11 16:46:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a kneazle! He can help your cats eat all that food!
Why hello, equally epic brother of mine! by Gamma on 2011-06-11 16:30:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the board!
Have some cat food- glod knows our cats eat enough of it as it is- and three pairs of chopsticks.

To everyone else; My amazing brother doesn't exactly have amazing grammar, which I'm currently working on, I promise. I'm proofreading for him for now, but later on, if you spot any errors, point 'em out for him? Nicely, if you can?
Also, if anyone's unjustifiably mean to my brother, I shall get angry. I really really shall. Not that I'm saying anyone will be mean, of course, but you know what I'm saying.

Reply by Yin on 2011-06-11 16:33:00 UTC Reply

You know I don't know how to use chopsticks.

Exactly. by Gamma on 2011-06-11 16:37:00 UTC Reply

That makes it all the more of a clever gift, darlin'.

I'll just...BORROW them for the next time we go out to Chinese food. Heh.

To be honest, I'd totally forgotten that you didn't know. Whoopsy. Have an eggroll instead!

Re: Exactly. by Yin on 2011-06-11 16:39:00 UTC Reply

Yea...

First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2011-06-11 16:22:00 UTC Reply