Subject: Re: Welcome aboard!
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Posted on: 2011-06-11 23:39:00 UTC
Yes!!! I can use the mini black hole as a way to dispose of sue bodys! I can use the pet rock... I don't know... decorate?
Don't worry. My sister doesn't bite.
Hello! I came across the PPC because of my epicly epic sister, who actually read part of the original series out loud to me. While browsing FF.net, I've found a disturbing amount of badfics, most with Mary-sues, and I hate them with a passion. After hearing about this place, I figured it couldn't hurt to give it a shot. I have experence with many canons, including Harry Potter, Bionicle, and Avatar the Last Airbender. Thanks!
Have some House Roac hot chocolate:
Also, Bionicle!
Welcome and regards,
Lleu
I like the fudge part, but the bionicle part isn't very specific.
Even though I do love bionicle
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Yay! A tall ship!
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this personal jet pack (WARNING: do not use indoors) as a welcoming gift.
Hello! Have a seventeen foot long scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly!
Oh. I will. *evil laugh*
Welcome!
Have a spork and an Oracle Carp. One is a powerful reality-bending entity... and the other is a fish with a stupid name.
Wait a second. You mean that the spork is powerful reality-bending entity?
A spork is one of the most useful things you can own, next to a towel, of course.
Have some food! Hope that you enjoy your time here!
Umm, you need to be a bit more... specific.
Hi, have some fudge!
Yay! Fudge!
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
Thanks!!!
Don't feed it Sue or Stu meat.
An ocelot?!?!?!? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!
Oh my. Now your sister has made me nervous.
*scrambles to find appropriate welcome gift*
Have a ... um ... a tiny black hole and a pet rock.
Yes!!! I can use the mini black hole as a way to dispose of sue bodys! I can use the pet rock... I don't know... decorate?
Don't worry. My sister doesn't bite.
Have some Mary Sue chocolate! I hope you have fun here!
It's always nice to see new people here!
Here, have some Prokofiev for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ6_SOag3pE
Welcome, new friend! Have a kneazle! He can help your cats eat all that food!
Welcome to the board!
Have some cat food- glod knows our cats eat enough of it as it is- and three pairs of chopsticks.
To everyone else; My amazing brother doesn't exactly have amazing grammar, which I'm currently working on, I promise. I'm proofreading for him for now, but later on, if you spot any errors, point 'em out for him? Nicely, if you can?
Also, if anyone's unjustifiably mean to my brother, I shall get angry. I really really shall. Not that I'm saying anyone will be mean, of course, but you know what I'm saying.
You know I don't know how to use chopsticks.
That makes it all the more of a clever gift, darlin'.
I'll just...BORROW them for the next time we go out to Chinese food. Heh.
To be honest, I'd totally forgotten that you didn't know. Whoopsy. Have an eggroll instead!
Yea...