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Subject: Badfic
Author: Tawaki
Posted on: 2011-06-03 23:29:00 UTC

The Cat Next Door » by Broken Wings reviews
Our cute, fat, and fuzzy feline falls in love with the cat next door. - Read & Review!
Garfield - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-4-04 - Published: 4-13-04

My comment: The urple prose! It burns us, precious!

2. The Adventures of Garfield and Rapunzel » by Fluffy the Pitbull reviews
A pretty Siamese cat sneaks into Garfield's house to steal food. When he catches her at it, she convinces him to accompany her on her quest to right the injustices of the world.
Garfield - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-23-02 - Published: 7-22-01

My comment: WTF?

3. Then Fall Hobbes » by Jhomeboy reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Hobbes, having been replaced by the new tiger, seems to have won his place back in Calvin's life. What happens when Chic returns and with a vengence.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-19-02 - Published: 8-20-02

My comment: And Calvin LIKES being pounced on now!!!!!

4. A new world » by Alikko reviews
A girls life is changed forever as she finds herself in another world and in the form of a Toa
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-14-09 - Published: 11-29-05

My comment: +++ !!!!! +++

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Badfic by Tawaki on 2011-06-03 23:29:00 UTC

Catching chemicals, dangerous ones, no less. by Gamma on 2011-06-04 03:16:00 UTC Reply

All of those are pretty bad, but what really got to me was "You might catch ammonia". SERIOUSLY. FFT. YOU CAN'T CATCH A CHEMICAL AS IF IT'S A COLD.

Re: Catching chemicals, dangerous ones, no less. by HerrWozzeck on 2011-06-04 03:20:00 UTC Reply

He probably meant 'pneumonia'. Still, you have to TRY to make a mistake like that...

Yes, I realize that... by Gamma on 2011-06-04 03:43:00 UTC Reply

But pneumonia and ammonia are two completely different things, albeit sounding somewhat similar.
Blech. You really DO have to try to make a mistake like that.

I know they're different. (nm) by HerrWozzeck on 2011-06-04 03:52:00 UTC Reply

Thrice-cursed by Lleu on 2011-06-04 01:58:00 UTC Reply

That Calvin and Hobbes fic — did the author miss the part where Calvin's six?

"Calvin fluffed up his pillow to the right fluffiness, then set it back down onto his bedspread, then climbed in. He snuggled up, then watched with fascination as Chic climbed onto the covers, encircled herself three times, then settled under the covers."

"encircled herself three times"

"encircled herself"

Just...thrice-cursed, that's terrible!

Also, the author's user page is a bit troubling.

Oh dear,
Lleu

Here, have a Calvin goodfic to make up for it. by Jacer on 2011-06-05 02:36:00 UTC Reply

I have no idea how to make a link though...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5135022/1/ACalvinForAllSeasons

:D by Lleu on 2011-06-08 22:13:00 UTC Reply

That is a good antidote to the above badfic.

Huh. I guess it makes links on its own. Goody. (nm) by Jacer on 2011-06-05 02:36:00 UTC Reply